Miscellaneous: Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped...

By FGum - 30/07/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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Cheers, Doc

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 00:00

Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML

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MidstOfDarkness 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

I_Piss_Glitter 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.

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MidstOfDarkness 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

iBimmer 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 14:42

YDI for differentiating flavors.

iBimmer 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 14:41

YDI for differentiating flavors.

crazieeli 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:48

exactly! why the hell would you ever put a gum that dropped on the floor back into your mouth? grosss

lmmmr 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:02

Why are you chewing gum while you're playing soccer in the first place?

ericalew_xo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:31

@ #47. I don't know about you, but when I work out and play sports, I like to chew gum. I'm pretty sure a lot of other people do. Swim is my sport though. So I guess I wouldn't chew gum in a pool, but I do when I work out at the gym. @ OP: That's just disgusting. You deserve it.

caramelize 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:02

Chewing gum while working out is a REALLY bad idea. It's more possible to choke that way. OP: YDI for picking gum off a soccer field. Ew!

Secret_Fire_King 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:24

Where is the FML?? You didn't like the chewing gum that fell on the ground?? FYL because God gave you a stupid brain..

greenkitty19 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 13:41

all I have to say is yuck

QuebecChamp 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:16

Its not that big of a deal...its just like sharing a drink or food.

alliewillie 22

Sunday 7 October 2012 23:09

Thats like sharing with who? The animals that pee on the grass? The persons cleat who stepped in dog shit? The ants/ticks/etc that reside in the grass?