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damn xD
lmfao that's messed up
omg wow that is totally wrong..
hmm, wouldn't you be able to realize it earlier?
That sounds delicious :) you're so lucky!
At least she isn't only giving you oil and butter. Unless you're into that.
53.. I had to start a new account because my other one got permanently banned lol.. and I'm trying to put my old pic up but I gotta find it..
you mean lhfao
wtf snow whites step mother much.
well my father frequently punches me in the nuts to prevent me from being more manly than him, so i ttly feel ur pain OP
That can cause a lot of problems and is abusive...
where's your brother hansel?
sucks to suck
sucks to suck
139, Well, I wasn't referring to the physical side of it if that's what you mean, rather metaphorically reffering to the desire to be more beautiful and 'thin' than ones offspring as inhibited by OP's mother, which I found strikingly resembled the desire held by the evil step-mother in Snow white, known to be a a bitch for hating her daughter for stealing her beauty and basking in the limelight.
81- you are so right I f-ing hate it when parents are like that it makes me mad because the kid didn't do anything wrong but be her/himself and the parent just hates the child because of that it's f-ing messed up...
haha now thats what I'm saying!
in mother Russia, mother eats you.
Well my dad slips steroids in my food just so he can Bragg about me. How haven't I noticed?....shut up
snow white eh?
Soviet Russia jokes aren't funny anymore.
I always thought Russian Inversions were funny, but generation Y ruined them like they ******* ruined everything else. Correct: In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you. Incorrect: IN SOVIET RUSIA CAR DRIVES YOU LOLOL
That sux Third
Niiiice
that's when you run away.
I imagine she has gotten quite slow, running might also lead to heart failure in her current condition.
his name is Hansel
Time to start cooking your own meals!
Or look into adoption
adoption sounds much more reasonable.
she's fattening you up so you can be cooked with butter
and is she your mother or is she the wicked witch of the west... just saying
Yup!!
big guys need love too
Except OP is female.
lmfao! the black man comment is perfect hahahah!! oh gawd C':
moron
But you are one. Seriously. You don't think men date fat girls? My brother used to be one of the best runners in the country in his age group (as in top 3), yet he dates a chubby girl. And they love each other.You make it sound like fat girls never get laid. To quote Forrest Gump's most famous line ever: Well they do.
racist..
wtf
yeah, it doesn't make any sense •_o
She's jealous.
No shit Sherlock!
I'm sorry, but WTF is wrong with that woman? O_O
Well she lost her turkey during thanksgiving and you were the likely replacement. just wait till she starts basting you in butter and trying to stuff stuffing up your ass
lmao stuffing
LMAO dude, great comment
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lmfao that's messed up
Time to start cooking your own meals!