By Anonymous - Australia - Perth
Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML
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  JennaNGood  |  21

I think she's really confused because in Science classes you learn that (and I don't remember the EXACT thing so don't crucify me) there are certain ways to render things completely valueless, ie. with heat, freezing, etc. she's probably just taken this and ran with it

  FightMyLiger  |  19

Actually 54, the obese are putting the a huge strain on our healthcare system (see: tax dollars). Also, her stupidity just hurt my brain a little... So yes, she's hurting others.

  SMHsohard  |  22

And if you turn it upside down and shake it, all the calories fall off.

Also, there are no calories in food that someone else brings to the party, office, etc.

  SMHsohard  |  22

Seriously, when my cousins and I were kids, my dad had them convinced that if you hold food upside down the calories fall off. Made for some interesting family pictures.