By Anonymous - 26/05/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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Nick_1993 2

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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ToastGurl 0

That socks. I'm sorry.

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JacksonCampbell 9

Put a SOS message in a bottle.

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YwTwss 0

"Message in a bottle....Sendin' out a SOS!"

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shift_love 13

that socks lmao good one

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Tommananaze6T9 4

u deserve it for living in a state dat crappy

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krazyvato 0

u spelledd sick wrung stupit

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seanders 10

Make a micronation and declare yourself president.

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manMadeFAIL 7

hope u know how to swim

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kevinfenchak 0

Could be worse -- you could be living in a lake in the middle of Wyoming.

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monkeebalz 0

i "SEA" your problem : D

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vergaso 0

so no one cares about wyoming not even the people in it ******* niqqers, atleast lie an say you live somewhere else

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JacksonCampbell 9

I "sea" what you did thar!

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emmiekinz 0

you say you act well over your age, yet you just said that socks. herp.

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nocarehere 0

^ I don't always herp. when I herp, I derp.

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iSitt 0

time to watch SurvivorMan reruns

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tree07 1

#14 he didnt say fire up the bowl..... but id prefer a swisher ;)

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mimi_animee 18

op's soooo lucky i've always wanted to live on an island!!!!!!! :D

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ILoveSomeFun 0

In your bio it says you root for all Philadelphia teams except the Sixers...What about the Philadelphia Union, the MLS Team?

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reagan71 11

Agreed, my brother's house was destroyed in Joplin. Things could be A LOT worse. Sorry that you'll have to be paddling your way anywhere for a while though :(

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Metzler31 17

I made that bio before the Union was even around. They are only like two seasons old. And I actually happen to know their 16 year old player, Zach Pfeffer. My friend and him played on the same club team.

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OhSoBueno 0

lol I live n independence. that's super close to Joplin lol all that madness scared the buh-Jesus outta me lol

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Boygenius50 8

YDI for living in Wyoming in the first place

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jvillan87 5

I just drove through Wyoming...that was enough for me.

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Coleenie5 2

What's wrong with living in Wyoming? I have lived here my whole life and I can say from experience that some of the nicest people are from here. I would much rather live here than a huge city any day!

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blueglue 0

Birds always sing after a storm, we should be as free to celebrate what we have after a disaster. Assuming your property is still in one piece, you should celebrate instead of sulking!

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tree07 1

#7 is right **** off all you haters enjoy what you still have

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Trupe 3

Well it's not like there's anything in Wyoming anyway....

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macrosoft 3

screw you. Wyoming is awesome. and ever been to yellowstone bitch? exactaly

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volley4eva1698 0

36 umm..it was a jokkee.. and 39 HA HA HA ROFFLE WAFFLE

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SpicyDuck 22

I can't say everyone shares the same enthusiasm as you.

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FOXYgrandpa441 6

I like you i live in wyoming best state by far

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tuppencej777 0

You can turn that into a positive and get that summer bod you always wanted by swimming in and out of town.

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Nick_1993 2

Dude, that's badass. You can name your island whatever you want now!

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valalvax 13

I think they covered that when they named the town

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BoCo_fml 9

Yeah but now it's an island. Time to rename it!

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