Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
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peroxideprincess
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the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P
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_TheSmallThings_
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FYL Patatoes are bomb.
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_TheSmallThings_
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FYL Patatoes are bomb.
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PumpkinTarte
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I need to lose some wait too
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OMG_YDI
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how much do you wait?
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Antivirus_fml
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Hmm... OP is pregnant, Op's mother don't know that she's pregnant, OP is eating unhealthy food. OP deserves it, BIG TIME.
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Puolukka
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I wonder what kind of mashed potatoes y'all are eating -_- when my Mom makes mashed potatoes they contain: potatoes, a little bit of milk and a tiny bit of butter. Last time I checked that's way healthier than pretty much most things other people eat on a regular basis...or is eating potatoes considered unhealthy now?!
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chaos753159
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Yes eating potatoes is unhelthy if you eat too much youll need a
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daniisme
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Om nom nom. I <3 potatoes :D
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thisguy44
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does she know that?
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megamandude455
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nice 87
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caligurls
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u live with ur mom and ur pregnant??
1.) u deserve it for getting pregnant too young
or
2.) u deserve it for living with ur mom!!
1.) u deserve it for getting pregnant too young
or
2.) u deserve it for living with ur mom!!
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FatElie
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I hate to say it, but mashed potatoes are one of the blandest foods out there. Plus they have almost no nutritional value :(
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waycool
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that's why she asked for them with gravy! :)
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TheChampagneBoi
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yepp
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sugarbear0727
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Studies have shown that a diet of potatoes and butter can give you all the nutritional things your body needs.
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KAT0INFINITY
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@1 *potatoes
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semmita
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Sucks for you.
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babbu18
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does she know you're pregnant atleast?
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peroxideprincess
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the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P
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ellybelly_502
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Exactly what I was thinking!
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THISISWHATIWNADO
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Bitch learn to spell!
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BeeSkwaird
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How does one "bitch learn" something?
Learn some grammar.
Learn some grammar.
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Kgirl2cute
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#39, it's fine with me if you wanna be a Grammar Nazi, I do it a lot on FML, but learn your stuff. He/she was referring to the OP as a bitch and then telling her to learn. Jeez. Oh, and btw, if you were trying to be funny or sarcastic, NO.
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Nutz321
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Oh, this is too funny. #88 you just said to #39 that he/she should learn to read before being a Grammar Nazi, yet you failed to notice that:
1) the first poster used incorrect grammar to tell someone to learn to spell. In other words, being hypocritical.
2) #39 was trying to guide him to the correct way of writing something. He/she knew how to read it (otherwise, he/she wouldn't know how to correct the first poster), therefore he didn't need your help to read it.
1) the first poster used incorrect grammar to tell someone to learn to spell. In other words, being hypocritical.
2) #39 was trying to guide him to the correct way of writing something. He/she knew how to read it (otherwise, he/she wouldn't know how to correct the first poster), therefore he didn't need your help to read it.
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syddyb
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#88 is stupid. The correct grammar would be "Bitch, learn to spell."
Comma?
Yeah, learn YOUR stuff.
Comma?
Yeah, learn YOUR stuff.
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PaisleyKing90
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chill out you guys!!!!
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Stormy_fml
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gahhh..... spelling errors :(
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GodOfBeer
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how I've "gained alot of wait in the past few months"
where's the queue? :o
where's the queue? :o
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peroxideprincess
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LOL
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teiso_fml
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If your mum knows you're pregnant, FYL. If she doesn't, YDI.
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caancoha
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[email protected] misspelling "weight," OP.
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ajeppsen
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She spelled it right you spelled it he same way
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padlarf
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With the coming of the Second World War, many eyes in imprisoned Europe turned hopefully, or desperately, toward the freedom of the Americas. Lisbon became the great embarkation point. But, not everybody could get to Lisbon directly, and so a tortuous, roundabout refugee trail sprang up - Paris to Marseilles... across the Mediterranean to Oran... then by train, or auto, or foot across the rim of Africa, to Casablanca in French Morocco. Here, the fortunate ones through money, or influence, or luck, might obtain exit visas and scurry to Lisbon; and from Lisbon, to the New World. But the others weight in Casablanca... and weight... and weight... and weight.
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goddamme
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Epic.
Extremely epic.
xD
Extremely epic.
xD
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GuitarJunkie6258
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You're my hero
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Nutz321
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Whooo-oo-o
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RufusCade
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Being pregnant is a long long wait...
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itsjstggforyou
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LOLOLOL, either a 5 yr old wrote this or OP is jst way off her english.
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Kylias
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I don't think there are strong enough words to describe just how hard I'm laughing at #14.