By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
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I don't see the problem. Whether you're fat or not, cake is AWESOME!!! You should feel special to be named after the best food of all time.

REMEMBER, the cake is a lie.

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Obviously a sign you need to spend more time where you belong, at the oven cooking food

omgggg your bfs mom is auch a beeeotchh but seriously I agree with nimber one. all Icould think was: haha. your a cake. lol

... as opposed to eating it

hahaha loll it sucks to be u :p

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You're such a jerk. Don't be so mean. What if she has diabetes?

You need to cook a sickly sweet ugly dessert and name it after her.

REMEMBER, the cake is a lie.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I don't see the problem. Whether you're fat or not, cake is AWESOME!!! You should feel special to be named after the best food of all time.

Mmm.. cake!~

so, she's thinks your fat, prove her wrong and go on a diet.

Wouldn't going on a diet, therefore admitting that you yourself believe you need to lose weight, would in fact prove OP's boyfriend's mother correct?

Although this may be true, it's better to stop being fat, than be fat and have pride regarding such fatness. OP is fat.

And you should learn some grammar. If you don't, I don't see why OP should go on a diet, either.