Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML
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meanmeli 0
lmfao that's messed up
saintdalman 4
Time to start cooking your own meals!
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Comments (252)
spanishfool 0
she just doesn't want to be the fattest person in the room...
robchfra 5
Eating fat doesn't make you fat. Eating carbs like sugar, flour, bread, pop is what makes you fat.
mkbeautymama 0
yeah but butter n oil don't really help. salt in butter only helps retain
nerdsgetmehot 23
#113 True. I gained 15-20 pounds one summer because I drank DIET soda every day for 3 months. So obviously sugar substitutes aren't the best either!
qasimahsan93 4
I once read a horribly worded article on that. i believe it's because you become a bit more careless about indulging your food cravings when you're eating things that you believe to be healthy for you. Which is why I'll ALWAYS have a chocolate chip cookie after eating a Subway sandwich. :/
nerdsgetmehot 23
#174 I didn't do that, though. The only thing I changed in my eating habits was having that one diet soda every day for 3 months.
Mitcha857 0
shit I'd watch that show
NickyK 25
fatty
iPhilosophy 0
you're obvi old enough to cook your own damn food, serves you right
paradiseisland01 0
I can't believe that any parent would ever hurt there children like that, especially over something so foolish .
electricmaster 0
Start putting weight gain meds in her meals :P
condom101 0
u know most of the are fake so shut up
Ikdiy2009 0
that's horrible! your mom should be proud of you and not make you unhealthy ad overweight to make her feel better about herself. she needs some therapy. maybe encourage her to work out with you? I know a girl who over-feeds her husband the same way. she says she does it in case he ever thinks about leaving her, then he won't because he will be too fat and unattractive to others. what's wrong with people!?
NANDwich 5
AMERICA! **** YEAH!