Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML
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meanmeli 0
lmfao that's messed up
saintdalman 4
Time to start cooking your own meals!
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Comments (252)
brandybaby1204 0
wtf? that's horrible
HarmonyChord 0
Gretel is that you?
rattusrattus 19
Fat Parent Asylum?
mkbeautymama 0
I would never do that to my daughter. I give her healthy foods. obesity is no joke :(
MyF_ckingLuck 0
so sad.. from now on, visine and exlax in her every meal
david5873 0
ahaha
Kowalskim89 0
Wow some parents are coniving...
LardZilla 11
Is that an insult to my country I hear? Ah, who am I kidding we suck I agree.
brittaneejanex 0
if you have a FMyLife account, it's probably time to start preparing your own meals, lazy.
iwishicould 7
says somebody who has an fml account... she had no reason to fix meals for herself before this because her mother did it fir her, now she knows I'm sure she will.
meatbeat 5
Ur just mad cause you r fat
brittaneejanex 0
Sure I also have an account here, but even when I lived with my parents (I'm married now) I made dinner for everyone. So, obviously I made that statement for a real reason?
brittaneejanex 0
I'm not just mad because I'm fat, however it's irritating that you can't spell? I'm not the thinnest person, but I'm not mad about it. I also cook my own food. So, make better comments. That wasn't even funny.
btnhdude 0
More yo' momma jokes!!! your momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.