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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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Eyeliner_fml 0

lmfao I've seen so many of these fml's. I hope he was kidding, what a way to kill the mood.

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syddyb 0

Atleast he has a sense of humor.:)

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LightningLadyy 0

Hahaha, I would die laughing!

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MrSStrupe514 0

Lighten up! And quit bitching!

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IndianForLife 0

YDI for having sex before marriage.

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pipp360 0

at least Op got laid.....

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bh0p 0

These FML's are so stupid it's all girls who have no sense of humor, just because there boyfriend does or says something funny. Gosh you dang girls need to learn to laugh. :/

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White_Fury 0

Great point 88. I completely agree. These FMLs are hilarious!

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ninjagirl1996 0

how long did it take him to take off his glasses and suspenders? NERD ALERT!!

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poppyseed420 9

haha I've had tons of stuff like this happen to me, I guess when you hang out with guys you think a lot of the same stuff is funny

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TaylorSaysMoo 4

Dude 88 ima girl and if my bf ever did something like that I'd be laughing haha whenever I read these FMLs it makes me wonder why girls canmot appreciate guys with some humor. Theyre lucky lol

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JessieMongoose 11

I would've laughed. Then, I would've slapped him.

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cradle6 13

Actually 14 is right. If you slap someone for making a joke, you are indeed a bitch.

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supersam1221 0

u soundlike my girlfriend

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ryu7 0

I was smiling at this post at first then I read ur comment and frowned I wonder why...

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jonathanpwns 0

i found it funny that you're name is Jessie and the posters name is Jessie, suspicious much?

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partychix246 0

wow time to move on unless it felt good for some unknown reason

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lil_ham1644 29

Some people like it fast... Yea the voice is a bit odd, but I would just laugh it off

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maddyjayneexox 4

hey, whatever turns him on.. right?

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chaosdragn16 2

well that's just sad then. If that turns him on and she don't, lol! anyways... I thought it was gonna be that he came once he finished his countdown.

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sfdrf 0

at least they were getting some!

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perdix 29

And if his missile is a Minuteman, you need to find someone else, or learn to pleasure yourself with sex toys. Premature payload delivery is a failed mission.

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SmallTownCutie 0

haha that was well written.

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chuck_yams 0

Yeah, how the hell do you do it?

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