Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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TriniRockStar 0
he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack
satanstoystore 0
this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).
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Comments (125)
Pastor_Rich 0
no one flys without reservations to a hotel, if u did you deserved it
Cristaderzi 0
Ummm panic attacks arent chosen nor planned!!! He basically stranded someone for a handicapp Frigin idiot he is!! Ugh yah Im pissed for her!!! hell is too good for that clown!!!
ToddSpald 0
Do they have wifi in mexico? Squat in a starbucks XD
morgan020 0
that sucks but I know where your coming from. when my husband and I flew to our honeymoon in new Mexico I had my mom give me one of her Xanax so i wouldn't freak. I hate flying. good luck getting home safe.
DameGreyWulf 1
Wait, can't you still stay with him? You two may be broken up, but you could still stay in the hotel room. Unless you were bunking with his friend/relative.
Ninjaface 0
The funny thing about people on Mexico is that they think all tourist girls are easy... now's your chance to prove them right, and then send the photos to your ex.
licketyslit 0
YDI, bitch
awesomeamandas 37
Do you try to be that stupid or are you just that stupid?
Andyangels27 0
the real problem is youre in Mexico. now that really sucks.
thatoneguyinca 0
Viva la Cabo (which is where most of the Canucks go) I was just there do the 1 hour hotel walk throughs for getting time shares you can get paid up to $150 for one of them and you get a free meal too you'll live
WorkThatButt 2
If I were you, I'd stalk your ex, break into his hotel room, get the flying tickets and take all of his money, leave a note saying : "What the **** did your mother do to you?" And just get back home...Oh and ..you don't need a computer to have internet access..she may have posted this from her BlackBerry or something..(Like me)