Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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TriniRockStar 0
he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack
satanstoystore 0
this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).
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Comments (125)
Kingbreezy04 10
Its okay, the drug cartels are friendly this time of year
sarah2795 4
What a dick!
KenziieeKrunked 5
Dude im sorry D: that really sucks:o
kibotoyuki 7
Wow, a hell of a lot of people don't know what panic attacks really are, huh? They are INVOLUNTARY. I have panic disorder, and it's screwed up my life. I have to take meds and go to counselling for it. If I could 'just get rid of it,' I would do that right now. People don't understand how real these things are. Panic attacks are not stupid or childish. They are something that cannot be helped. @ozymandias, you are an idiotic asshole. Clearly, you have no idea what a panic attack is. It's not something like, "Ooh, I'm so scared, help me everyone, look at me!" it's like this: you start to feel nauseous, then you start to choke, and it gets harder and harder to breath. Your body starts to shake, and you're sweating and your heart rate increases rapidly. This goes on for a few minutes up to an hour, depending on the situation. I honestly wish, SO much, that I could give my panic disorder to you. Then YOU can have fun shutting up and 'stop acting like a whiny drama queen.'
DUBSTEPMON 13
And you decide to write an FML about it instead of looking for a hotel or something. Productive.
Nat52482 25
That's why you book rooms before you leave..then if something happens on the way, you can lock his ass out of the room and take his name off the list
smileawhile 6
Wow what an asshole. He threw a 2 year old relationship away because you had a panic attack. You're way better off without him then. I'm so sorry for what happened to you though