Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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Top comments
TriniRockStar 0
he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack
satanstoystore 0
this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).
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Comments (125)
mia9_28 0
What a ******* asshole!
Chr0nicdreamz 0
that's ******. im sorry to hear your ex was such a douche bag. Also, I agree that at the very least you now know his true colors.
Lkdude77 0
M13LO if it is then it's cruel.. Leaving her and dumping and leaving her in a foreign country? Ouch.. It would never happen if she was my gf
kaelendra 0
least you found out you were dating someone like that and could move on to finding someone else eventually.
Belle9_fml 0
You're stranded in Mexico with no place to stay, yet you find a computer to write about this.
imkendra 0
Uh, hello? This could have happened a long time ago. Just because it starts with "today" doesn't mean it actually happened today.
teentee401 37
Also, ever heard of the mobile version?
Dr_Awesome654 24
But the post was from 2009
jaybrown 0
Dumpedandstranded isn't an account, and it says you're in Canada. Tsk tsk tsk, it's kinda fake.
ScaryyMary 14
She might be a Canadian RESIDENT! Haven't you ever tried to post an FML? You choose your own location. Duh!
brand125 17
all the commenters calling it fake are so dumb..
epeets 1
You cannot leave mexico without finding him and ******* HIM UP!! You don't fly someone to another freaking country and leave'em stranded. Are you kidding me?
Metrick2 0
lol
pink_heart_love 0
wow that is harsh, what a jackass im sry *hugs*
JoeDotPadilla 0
So you don't try to find a place to stay, you gotta rush on FML to post this? Loser.