By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
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Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.

Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.

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I suggest being the dirtiest most inconsiderate roomie you can be...at least till she pays the deposit back.

kcircuses2 4

I'm goin to go out on a limb here and say that they probably aren't going to be living together

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Show it anyway

8- try it, video tape it, upload to YouTube, link. I want to see if that idea will end well.

Boygenius50 8

He's a keeper.

If I had a nickel for tha... Oh wait never mind nothing can justify that comment.

Continue staying together.. Bring in a different girl every week.. Lol.

Milk the situation all over her face

Well considering she waited til his portion had cleared, it leads me to believe she cannot afford the place on her own. So if he leaves, hopefully she wont be able to afford the place anymore and gets evicted. Serves her right pulling a bitch move like that.

bfsd42 20

Everybody. Reread the FML and rethink please. She is not gonna pay her half of the deposit nor move in.

tjv3 10

I say get a new girlfriend and stay in the apartment. Tell your ex if she doesn't like it to move

Agree 70, I took it to mean that now he is locked in with this apartment that he can't afford because she broke up with him and he will now be on his own. That said, the way it is written makes this very ambiguous, a little more clarity next time OP?

Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.

Does she have a single mother or sister? The best revenge could be only a family member away.

Hey bro that tattoo is badass

Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.

#5 hahahaha! if op's girlfriend is anything like the op with the shitty tooth brush she'll be stupid enough to use it for a month before realizing it. revenge is a dirty dirty thing.

#5 hahahaha! if op's girlfriend is anything like the op with the shitty toothbrush she'll be stupid enough to use it for a month before she notices. revenge is a dirty dirty thing.

Rub her face in dogshit.

dougiewhale 6

Or jerk off into her face wash!

She was obviously a gold digger anyway OP...better to lose her now and not waste any more money on her. FYL

Where did you get gold digger out of this? OP said they went halves in the cost...

They were SUPPOSED to pay halves. When he paid his though, she broke up with him. Which means, at least according to the FML, that she used him to get what she wanted. Therefore, she is a gold digger.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

How did she get what she wants I doubt (I hope) OP isn't silly enough to let her stay stay him. Get a new room mate or a refund! Man up, OP!

I don't blame her, nobody wants to be with a broke!

I hope to God you're joking, and not just spewing ignorance right now.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

7- Don't expect to get much support on this one.

7- i hope you end up homeless and nobody gives you change.

kut17 11

Stick it to her and move in anyway.

Your check, your house. Kick the bitch out.

Small claims court.

Judge Judy..... Get your money back and embarrass her ass on national TV :D xx

Just because she broke up with you doesn't mean you automatically have to move somewhere else. Her decision, let her deal with the consequences and find somewhere else.

She wanted half(;

Make her sorry.