Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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nonsensical
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That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!
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mattzawesome
| 28
Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.
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CherrySprite
| 10
How would she get in the cockpit?
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swenny_xoxo
| 18
That's what I want to know #1
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Twigman8
| 15
If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case
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cheeeksss
| 29
Wait do you mean the pilot's gf?
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nyf137
| 20
Good thing she wasn't violent or anything...
The universe just has perfect timing
The universe just has perfect timing
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jesterinperil
| 28
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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jmcr
| 27
pretty sure that was sarcasm #9
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Mightyrif
| 23
OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.
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jesterinperil
| 28
A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.
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TheFount
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"almost crashed"
"furiously beating"
OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM
Seems legit
"furiously beating"
OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM
Seems legit
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nonsensical
| 26
That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!
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jesterinperil
| 28
Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!
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mattzawesome
| 28
Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.
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SuperMew
| 22
I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.
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itsme82
| 18
Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha
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mds9986
| 24
She needs to stop being so turbulent.
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Jesmassimo
| 21
Lmao I'm cracking up
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
While you're cracking up, OP was falling down
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jeansnpearls
| 21
Ahhh! haa! ha! I see whacha did there...nice!
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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bulletsinthewind
| 21
She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives
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Danne696
| 14
"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..
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willsnow18
| 11
people do and say fucked up shit when they're mad/pissed
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bellydancer82
| 15
I'm curious as to how she found out...
Also, I would've told her to cut it the fuck out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.
Also, I would've told her to cut it the fuck out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.
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Earl_KarmasBitch
| 28
I've been in a car and had something similar happen, but a plane is definitely worse. It's not like you can just pull over and stop for a bit.
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gobiteme2
| 34
You should have been a gentleman and opened the door for her.