FML : Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to...

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 December 2015 05:32 / United States - Alexandria Bay

Transportation

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By nonsensical | 26

#6483799 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:51

That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

By mattzawesome | 28

#6483802 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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By CherrySprite | 10

#6483794 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:50

How would she get in the cockpit?

swenny_xoxo | 18

#6483806 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:54

That's what I want to know #1

Twigman8 | 15

#6483808 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:56

If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case

cheeeksss | 29

#6483910 - Sunday 13 December 2015 9:37

Wait do you mean the pilot's gf?

By nyf137 | 20

#6483796 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:50

Good thing she wasn't violent or anything...
The universe just has perfect timing

jesterinperil | 28

#6483812 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

jmcr | 27

#6483843 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:33

pretty sure that was sarcasm #9

Mightyrif | 23

#6483895 - Sunday 13 December 2015 8:59

OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.

jesterinperil | 28

#6484103 - Sunday 13 December 2015 17:37

A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.

TheFount | 21

#6484644 - Monday 14 December 2015 6:51

"almost crashed"
"furiously beating"
OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM
Seems legit

By nonsensical | 26

#6483799 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:51

That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

By jesterinperil | 28

#6483801 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!

By mattzawesome | 28

#6483802 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

SuperMew | 22

#6483907 - Sunday 13 December 2015 9:21

I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.

By itsme82 | 18

#6483804 - Sunday 13 December 2015 6:53

Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha

By mds9986 | 24

#6483817 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:02

She needs to stop being so turbulent.

Jesmassimo | 21

#6483834 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:18

Lmao I'm cracking up

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6483849 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:43

While you're cracking up, OP was falling down

jeansnpearls | 20

#6484726 - Monday 14 December 2015 9:28

Ahhh! haa! ha! I see whacha did there...nice!

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6486237 - Wednesday 16 December 2015 8:53

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6483821 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:05

She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives

Danne696 | 14

#6483999 - Sunday 13 December 2015 14:37

"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..

willsnow18 | 11

#6484819 - Monday 14 December 2015 13:41

people do and say fucked up shit when they're mad/pissed

By bellydancer82 | 15

#6483823 - Sunday 13 December 2015 7:08

I'm curious as to how she found out...
Also, I would've told her to cut it the fuck out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.