By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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nonsensical 26

That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

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mattzawesome 28
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Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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CherrySprite 10
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How would she get in the cockpit?

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swenny_xoxo 18
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That's what I want to know #1

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Twigman8 15
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If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case

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cheeeksss 29
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Wait do you mean the pilot's gf?

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nyf137 20
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Good thing she wasn't violent or anything... The universe just has perfect timing

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jesterinperil 28
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jmcr 27
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pretty sure that was sarcasm #9

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Mightyrif 23
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OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.

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jesterinperil 28
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A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.

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TheFount 21
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"almost crashed" "furiously beating" OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM Seems legit

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nonsensical 26

That must've been scary as fuck. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

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jesterinperil 28
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Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!

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mattzawesome 28
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Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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SuperMew 22

I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.

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itsme82 18
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Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha

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mds9986 24

She needs to stop being so turbulent.

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Jesmassimo 21
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Lmao I'm cracking up

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SecundusSecunda 27
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While you're cracking up, OP was falling down

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jeansnpearls 21
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Ahhh! haa! ha! I see whacha did there...nice!

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SecundusSecunda 27
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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bulletsinthewind 21
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She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives

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Danne696 14
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"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..

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willsnow18 11
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people do and say fucked up shit when they're mad/pissed

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bellydancer82 15
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I'm curious as to how she found out... Also, I would've told her to cut it the fuck out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 31
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I've been in a car and had something similar happen, but a plane is definitely worse. It's not like you can just pull over and stop for a bit.

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gobiteme2 34

You should have been a gentleman and opened the door for her.

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