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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

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By siggit - 10/09/2009 15:58 - United States

Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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You deserved it 4 202

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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You deserved it 567

By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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You deserved it 5 218

Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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You deserved it 4 035

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By izhamilton - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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You deserved it 30 523

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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You deserved it 2 506

nonsensical 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:51

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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CherrySprite 10

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:50

How would she get in the cockpit?

swenny_xoxo 18

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:54

That's what I want to know #1

Twigman8 15

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:56

If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 13 December 2015 9:37

Wait do you mean the pilot's gf?

nyf137 20

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:50

Good thing she wasn't violent or anything... The universe just has perfect timing

jesterinperil 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:58

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jmcr 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:33

pretty sure that was sarcasm #9

Mightyrif 23

Sunday 13 December 2015 8:59

OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.

jesterinperil 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 17:37

A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.

TheFount 21

Monday 14 December 2015 6:51

"almost crashed" "furiously beating" OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM Seems legit

nonsensical 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:51

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

jesterinperil 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:52

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

SuperMew 22

Sunday 13 December 2015 9:21

I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.

itsme82 18

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:53

Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha

mds9986 24

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:02

She needs to stop being so turbulent.

Jesmassimo 21

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:18

Lmao I'm cracking up

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:43

While you're cracking up, OP was falling down

jeansnpearls 21

Monday 14 December 2015 9:28

Ahhh! haa! ha! I see whacha did there...nice!

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 8:53

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bulletsinthewind 21

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:05

She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives

Danne696 14

Sunday 13 December 2015 14:37

"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..

willsnow18 11

Monday 14 December 2015 13:41

people do and say ****** up shit when they're mad/pissed

bellydancer82 15

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:08

I'm curious as to how she found out... Also, I would've told her to cut it the **** out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.