By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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nonsensical 26

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

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mattzawesome 28

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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Twigman8 15

If it's a small plane like OP said, I'm assuming there's no cockpit door like on a commercial passenger jet. OP's girl friend would have easy access if this is the case

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nyf137 20

Good thing she wasn't violent or anything... The universe just has perfect timing

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jesterinperil 28

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Mightyrif 23

OP said it almost crashed. I think beating would cause that more than just screaming.

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jesterinperil 28

A prime example of why we need sarcasm fonts. My mistake.

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TheFount 21

"almost crashed" "furiously beating" OMG GUISE GIRLZ DONT DO THINGS BAD SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN SARCASM Seems legit

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nonsensical 26

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

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jesterinperil 28

Love can drive people crazy, or in this case, fly people crazy. Glad you all made it out safe OP!

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mattzawesome 28

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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SuperMew 22

I had a pilot almost miss the landing because he got distracted by a sports game someone was listening to on their phone.

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itsme82 18

Damn someone should have knocked her ass out. Bahahhahaha

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bulletsinthewind 21

She certainly could've picked a better time. Must've been a scary situation. It was pretty inconsiderate of her to risk everyone's lives

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Danne696 14

"Inconsiderate" is a tad of an understatement..

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willsnow18 11

people do and say ****** up shit when they're mad/pissed

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bellydancer82 15

I'm curious as to how she found out... Also, I would've told her to cut it the **** out and restrained her. Distracting a pilot like that is nothing to play around with.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I've been in a car and had something similar happen, but a plane is definitely worse. It's not like you can just pull over and stop for a bit.

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gobiteme2 34

You should have been a gentleman and opened the door for her.

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