Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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TriniRockStar 0
he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack
satanstoystore 0
this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).
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Comments (125)
ozymandias_fml 0
So she had to rent her own room. Big deal.
Camo_Love 0
You're way better off without him if he would break up with you over something like that.
nice_guy_ 0
Proving once again that most women couldn't go out with a nice guy if their lives depended on it.
TheKitsune 0
Proving once again that "nice guys" are whiny bitches which is unattractive.
awesomeamandas 37
guys have panic attacks too. having a dick doesn't automatically prevent you from ever having a panic attack.
louie111887 0
ugh fear of flying is understandeble. but just to point out. planes dont crash THAT often. everytime i fly, i always think " what if this is the ONE that goes down." but nope never does
strawberryspacejam 11
this is full of shit, it says youre in Alberta.
kimono_fml 17
because people ALWAYS submit their fmls the day they've happened! and YDI, I know what panic attacks are like and it's annoying when people spaz out over them. Get over it, they're not as bad as you make them seem. Not even close
Attica 20
FROM Alberta...
antihaterrr 0
wow if u have ever submitted one. before you would see that it says today al ready and u can't delete so all you dumbasses who are giving her shit for saying today and how she got a comp most libraries have computers so maybe she went there or her phone !
hellokeroppi 5
jerk.....
smarties25 0
ouch.... I'm sorry to hear that
jmcwuzup 7
YOU CAN FLY.?
mmichealaa 0
Plus you can submit FMLs from iPhone. I'm on mine right now. Maybe OP had nothing else to do stranded in Mexico so they posted an FML
LakeBodomKiller 0
just give him a bj...he'll take you back