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121 knows it is from experience because he came to me and asked me to please insert his new iPhone 5 into his rectum, and it took 3 bottles of lube.

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Whoa, indeed! I'll bet they haven't made the Goatse case for the iPhone 5 yet, so the patient improvised.

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What joke? Being told not to get butt hurt over something I admittedly just left alone? I'm not seeing how it was funny in any way...

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My dad once told us about a patient of his who had a dildo broken off in his ass... The patient claimed his wife did it while he was asleep. Lol. Sure....

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91. Lmao! You would be happy to have a cellphone from someone's ass! In my 33 years of life,you have managed to be the most greedy, shameless person I have ever heard of!

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My friend told me once that he had a patient who had a "buzz-lighter" wedged up his arse. To infinity and beyond alright......

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What guy in there right mind would shove an iPhone 5 up their ass? I mean if you hate Steve jobs don't be an ass about it.

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Maybe because they shoved it up their ass? And, maybe, just use a little logic here, OP is a doctor of some kind, making it OP's job. That'd most likely be why.

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264- She wasn't thumbed down because of the comment, it was all from the :( face. :( + Internet = lots of >: | people. Know what I mean or are you O.o?

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I once saw a girl who said she'd been jumping on her bed and fell on an aerosol can... saying that an aerosol can is much easier to get up a rectum that a phone :/ bizarre behaviour!

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Maybe when the patient feels better he/she will post about it in a new FML and all of our questions will be answered.

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