By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 965
You deserved it 10 757

Same thing different taste

Top comments

honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)

danipoo4u 0

Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol


averagepurson 2

nice. my nipples can operate rocket ships

megamandude455 10

shit happens when you're bored. LMFAOO. I tried that agesssss ago! ;D

bubbarific 0

my nipples r typin this status

Immature nipple jokes! wait no not today :(

Haha wow..I just wish I knew whether OP is a woman or a man xP

Devanthegreat 0

i just tried it and it worked ;D

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Where did you go for vacation that you were that bored? Utah?

cbr600_fml 0

lame u can't even have fun on a vacation fyl Op

Trupe 3
missmurderx 8

uhmm.. I'll be right back... =P

jrkarikas 0

my nipples make me sammiches

JayColt 0

my nipples leeory jenkinsed the onixya lair... am I right or am I right?

WingsFan80 4

Well I tried it just now, and it worked but it wasn't easy. Maybe my boobs are too small or something.. And 66, circa survive is amazing i ******* love that song.

hi, guys, try it with your ****, it works too

Haileyw15 0

Duuude it does work... That's fun. xD

Raleigh_bruh 7

Hailey... 0.o Not you too, lol.

OMFG IT ACTUALLY WORKS. Works with your dick too.

I totally tried this after reading this

I wish I wasn't in public so I could try this lol

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

116, your taste in music is superior, my friend ;)

KiddNYC1O 20

tried it with my nose and chin, doesn't work

Confirmed! Op told the truth, they just really works!

Raleigh, you know you wanna try it bro lol

gangstalife4me 0

my Wang works on my iPod touch (it probably does)

quent10 0

you should come help me with my iPhone, I've been having problems

dflip 0

it works with just about any place on your body with skin and heat. that is, everything but your hair and nails.

M4V3R1CKR13 0

my nipples shoot out spiderwebs spider nipple spider dose whatever a spider nopple dose!

abcdefghijKayla 0

did you get that from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

abcdefghijKayla 0

To all those people who are retards and do not know: Capacitive touch screens work via electrical conductivity - that is to say you can control it with anything that's conductive (as long as it's got a big enough contact area to bridge the connection between copper wires in the screen).

6blondie9 4

whoa!!! it really works!!!

6blondie9 4

229, I'm pretty sire it's heat cause when my fingers are cold I can't use my iPod anymore

i just played TAP TAP revenge with my Wang on the iphone. but you gotta be semi hard. my gf was impressed until the sticky pre cum got on her screen. now she can think of me everytime she texts or puts up to her face.

silentsniper441 0

ugh your right i hope her 2 younger brothers or her parents or friends or strangers dont use that phone.

Cupcak3splzz 0

lolz. that comment made my day ^-^

omg it works with your balls too. i just teabagged my gf's iphone. i deserve an award. the NUTtiest fml iphone user award.

in soviet Russia the iPhone works on your nipples

234 - Trust me, it's not heat. I can't explain why some people can't control it as well when their hands are cold, but it still works fine with me in that situation and I can use ice cold metal to control it too. It's called a capacitive touch screen, not a heat sensing one.

dude, why didn't you try that on your OWN iphone? especially if you decide to use it to browse the web ;)

it works!!! cool!!!! and yeah. I'm a girl. and 74 is a win.

adriane209 0

lol I just tried it and i think my nips are defective.

FYourLifeGamble 0

Way to ruin the idiots fun (thus putting them back in our way while we are driving).

I feel like so many people are gonna try that now

It's because there isn't as much conductivity as less blood etc is sent to the extremities

danipoo4u 0

Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol

xLittleMissPinkx 5

Lol same here. Glad I'm not the only one XD

imissmyself 0

awesome. You got pepporoni ****?

Darko21 5

Let me know how it works out. XD

paolayupp 6

were you in flipping Alaska ??!? or your slick new ipjone just turns you on? ;) I heard they vibrate

misticajune 0

haha,.I've tried my cats paw