Pressure of the first comment get to you?

1, I'm just as sad as you!! It's a shame the first comment wasn't put to good use. :(

Are you a mute pumpkin or a mute banana?

36 don't be jelly

The replies to bad first comments are almost more annoying than bad first comments.

Is anyone else wondering how OP knew what the theif did with the pumkin?

He probably saw the remains of his beloved pumpkin in the nearby intersection... What a tragedy!!

Since when does galiger have something against pumpkins too?

Sucks

that's exactly what I was gonna say! ...why was this down voted to hell?

Galliger's cousin, the pumpkin smasher, strikes again!

Hav ha ha hav you seen my my my pumpkin? Something about marry just popped in to my head. Lol

Not a good pumpkin. The Great Pumpkin.

I got a rock.

I now have a goal for next year... I'm going to grow a huge ass pumpkin.

Reminds me of the 'Hey Arnold!' episode where Stinky grew the giant pumpkin.

Don't be thick, 16. If someone offered condolences on the death of a loved one, would you shout "Murder!" as well?

27) I believe that penguin was joking. The way the apology was written made it sound like she stole the pumpkin. "I'm sorry for that" could mean "I'm sorry I stole your pumpkin." Therefor, it seem Penguin took this as an opportunity to make a witty joke that seemingly went right over your head. At least, that's what I got out of this whole ordeal :D

In order for it to be a witty joke that went over 27 head it'd have to first be witty. However for you to perceive this as witty I really must question your mental capacity as well.

I didn't perceive it at a witty joke, I said Penguin used it as the opportunity to make it a witty joke, meaning Penguin might've thought they were making a witty joke. My entire comment was situational; maybe Penguin did, in fact, think that 4 was the pumpkin thief.

Maybe it wasn't he, who stole the Pumpkin, maybe the Pumpkin run itself and got stuck in the middle of the road, when seeing a lots of car running towards it. You know like one of those scary movies.

I have never seen a movie where a pumpkin got up and ran into the street.

#70. AssHat.

The question is: how did he put the pumpkin in the middle of the busy intersection without getting hit by a car?!

Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It didn't. It got stuck in the middle.

"busy itersection" Translation: he smashed it.

50 - The answer to the question in your profile picture is that you have succeeded in failing. That's all..

the thief probably just rolled it out or put it there at night when there weren't so many cars out.

Really? So when someone hits it and causes a major accident in which people get hurt, it would be awesome?

7 - I recommend Tolkien, Hemingway, or just about anything at your local bookstore. Trust me, they're all a lot more entertaining than an FML.

Haha agreed. A book is more entertaining. But its really pThetic people cant see the humor in putting a giant pumpkin in an intersection.

I find the people who CAN find the humor in endangering peoples lives pathetic. But that's just me.

69- Humor is always at someone's expense. Car accidents usually aren't funny, but one ring caused by a giant pumpkin in the middle of a busy intersection is. At least to me.

"Usually" aren't funny?? I'd say car accidents are NEVER funny. But again, that's just me.

I kind of see the morbid humor. Imagine that Insurance call: "Hi. I have a claim to file. No the damage is only to my car. I hit a stationary object. No. No. It wasnt a pole or anything. I was a giant pumpkin that was in the middle of an intersection. My fault? What?" Or the calls to the police: "Uh hi, there was just a giant pumpkin that appeared in this uh intersection. No. Not Kidding. Serously. Stop Laughing."

One does not simply buy a massive(possibly prize winning) pumpkin.

It's not the same.

Let's just hope OP isn't a literal fan of Avenge Sevenfold, or the culprit(s) may be the one(s) in the middle of the road next time...

Avenged Sevenhold has some pretty fucked up songs.

Mix it with 36 Crazyfists and five finger death punch and the guy who stole the pumpkin just dug their own grave

Watch out for the Butthole Surfers. They might go find your iPhone!

And Queens of the Stone Age. I suffered several concussions.