Anonymous
Richland, United States
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bern, Switzerland
Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Pottymouth
United States
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
phoneless
Jordan
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
breakinphones
United States
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
yosmurf
Smooth.
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
ryanharp2
Conway, United States
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thesadone
United States
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Psych101 9
"I fell on it?"
LlamaUprising 10
Classy.
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hellproof023 6
Maybe it was like oprahs asshole in South Park and it was making a call to Rivera
Posthuman 26
At least he didn't ask you to call it...or did he?
spcmonkeyzzzz 1
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
bryan788 29
Did it still work?
tigerxenvy 5
Dear Gawd....
RedPillSucks 33
the beginning of the Bullwinkle show. BwM: Hey Rocky, watch me pull an iPhone out of my ass. Rocky: Again? BwM: Nothing up my sleeves. Presto. Damn it!!!!!
brittanywashere 14
Whattttt the HELL did I just read??
brand0n93 5
lol shit happens
yousuck44 11
What the hell!!! How the **** can an iPhone fit in a person ass? Please doc answer my question.
iceroyalty1984 14
Rectal tissues stretch.
EmoSquirrel 7
I dunno... But I bet lotion was involved..
laurahhx3 0
lovely.