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Walk, don't run

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 July 2022 7:08

They better not start calling you Herr Fartenpoopen. If you get invites to binge watch "Schitt's Creek", then you definitely got a problem.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 July 2022 4:40

You should probably call in sick. If not for yourself, then for your coworkers. No one wants to be around someone with the bubbleshits.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 July 2022 4:40

You should probably call in sick. If not for yourself, then for your coworkers. No one wants to be around someone with the bubbleshits.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 July 2022 7:08

They better not start calling you Herr Fartenpoopen. If you get invites to binge watch "Schitt's Creek", then you definitely got a problem.

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