By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 11:05 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
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H4H 15

This is the one FML where I can say congrats and sorry at the same time

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EwahWeeWah 21

I hear a shit(ysituation)storm coming.

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EwahWeeWah 21

I sincerely apologise for posting that

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ohthebloodygore 16

Where's the apology for being an idiot?

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ThunderLightTSV 31

That was so slick I can't even be mad, 1

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EwahWeeWah 21

Geez, no need to be so aggressive. Sure it was a stupid joke, but actually I hate those shitty situation jokes as much as everyone else. I guess I did it as a quick "oh this will be funny because it's a bit different" but I should've thought before posting it, I realised it was stupid but it was too late for me to delete, sorry.

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wobbly1 16

He will really like shart week. (I'll let myself out now)

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arano 29

You pretty much win the FMLs for today.

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EwahWeeWah 21

"When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea" Joking aside that sucks big time. Oh well, atleast the constipation stopped. Just make sure to watch out for when diarrhea strikes again.

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False_Stupidity 41

I don't want to, but now I feel like I should oblige #1.... What a shitty situation... There, done! I'll leave now.

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almightyymarcus 6

I've never heard of anything like this happening before lol. But I hope you Weren't to far from home and could wash off Op

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akunis 4

I think he took laxatives and didn't realize how long it would take to work.. But it's a much better situation than not taking them and being long term constipated. Then your looking at stomach aches and long bouts of struggle-pooping. I heard once that if you struggle-poop and it doesn't work, you have to dig it out.

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mkmon7 21

You should probably see a doctor about that OP...

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anyagrande 31

Or OP could just eat more fibre and drink more water- thats usually the cause of constipation. If that does mot work then you can get fibre laxatives from the chemist

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H4H 15

This is the one FML where I can say congrats and sorry at the same time

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CaptainSmith28 19

Incoming "incoming shitty situation puns" comments

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Dilwann 27

Diarrhoea is fairly common in combination with constipation. That doesn't mean the constipation is over, it just means some shit managed to leak past the blockade. If you've really been suffering from constipation for a long time (I'm thinking a week or more), you should really see a doctor.

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individual00 14

I came here to say pretty much the same thing. Type 7 stool (entirely liquid) following a period of constipation is most likely overflow. OP should definitely see a doctor.

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