Health: Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was...

By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By phonesnshit - 29/05/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By perfecttiming - 06/05/2013 15:25 - United States - San Jose

Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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noobsatin 19

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:00

you know what they say, "honesty is the best policy."

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:13

Don't worry OP, everyone has had to deal with it at some point in their life! On the other hand, at least you made some people laugh! Hope things improve for you

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noobsatin 19

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:00

you know what they say, "honesty is the best policy."

andrmac 25

Sunday 11 September 2016 22:17

I thought modesty was the best policy?

vikky538 28

Monday 12 September 2016 20:08

And honestly it's not the best at that moment though

Magnoxidans 19

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:01

That's one way to dump the shitty news onto her...

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:02

You're not wrong though. Take some Imodium beforehand, maybe that'll help you survive.

claudiajean 24

Monday 12 September 2016 3:26

From a medical view point, if you have diarrhoea it's normally for a reason and your body needs it out. Taking anything to stop it, can lead to the 'bugs' to stay in your gut and cause another, potentially worse, infection or illness. If possible, let yaself poo til your heart's content and reschedule :)

thatnucca 36

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:03

That's another way to de-stress...

NeneJPhilly 8

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:04

Well hell! it's the truth! Don't be ashamed of a normal bodily function. Haven't you heard? everybody poops.

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:18

I had a bizarre book called 'everybody poops' as a young child. it was basically a bunch of animals pooping. plus people at the end or something. there was an everybody farts book too. same authors probably. i didn't have the fart one though. idk what happened to the poop book. I haven't seen it since I was a little kid... I bet it wouldn't be as funny as a remember it being though... OR maybe, sadly, it would be...

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 11 September 2016 7:14

7 - I'm pretty sure everyone who grew up at that time knows about that book.

SlugsOnDrugs 13

Sunday 11 September 2016 5:13

Don't worry OP, everyone has had to deal with it at some point in their life! On the other hand, at least you made some people laugh! Hope things improve for you