By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
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noobsatin 19

you know what they say, "honesty is the best policy."

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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Don't worry OP, everyone has had to deal with it at some point in their life! On the other hand, at least you made some people laugh! Hope things improve for you

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noobsatin 19

you know what they say, "honesty is the best policy."

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andrmac 25

I thought modesty was the best policy?

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vikky538 28

And honestly it's not the best at that moment though

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Magnoxidans 19

That's one way to dump the shitty news onto her...

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ThunderLightTSV 31

You're not wrong though. Take some Imodium beforehand, maybe that'll help you survive.

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claudiajean 24

From a medical view point, if you have diarrhoea it's normally for a reason and your body needs it out. Taking anything to stop it, can lead to the 'bugs' to stay in your gut and cause another, potentially worse, infection or illness. If possible, let yaself poo til your heart's content and reschedule :)

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NeneJPhilly 8

Well hell! it's the truth! Don't be ashamed of a normal bodily function. Haven't you heard? everybody poops.

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cootiequeen4444 11

I had a bizarre book called 'everybody poops' as a young child. it was basically a bunch of animals pooping. plus people at the end or something. there was an everybody farts book too. same authors probably. i didn't have the fart one though. idk what happened to the poop book. I haven't seen it since I was a little kid... I bet it wouldn't be as funny as a remember it being though... OR maybe, sadly, it would be...

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Lalala579121 27

7 - I'm pretty sure everyone who grew up at that time knows about that book.

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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Don't worry OP, everyone has had to deal with it at some point in their life! On the other hand, at least you made some people laugh! Hope things improve for you

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Tripartita 44

If you haven't already, I would recommend investing in a nice buttplug. They stop unwanted leakage, and some even come with tails!

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metalcrazed 21

Ugh,I HATE YOU!!!!

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RichardPencil 30

You probably blew your chance to go on a date with her. If not, you're in for a steamy night. A Cleveland steamy night.

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