Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I...

By it's sharty time :/ - 2/7/2016 18:45 - United States - Bismarck

Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML

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By Welshite | 39

#6642133 - Sunday 3 July 2016 6:56

And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

By Tripartita | 44

#6642152 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:17

That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

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By nattnatt73 | 31

#6641901 - Saturday 2 July 2016 21:58

Sorry op rejection is never easy, she's probably only not talking to you because she feels it would be awkward. Hopefully she'll get over it soon enough

JusTheo | 17

#6642131 - Sunday 3 July 2016 6:55

the shit rejected him?

Aethereal | 14

#6642146 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:08

Wrong FML?

Tripartita | 44

#6642148 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:08

She has a point, though, #1. It would be super awkward to have your underwear talk to you post-shart.

melons | 44

#6642266 - Sunday 3 July 2016 12:45

It was ejection not rejection.

iLuvfatchickz | 4

#6642374 - Sunday 3 July 2016 17:54

Standard fml response #1

RosaMaravillosa | 10

#6642461 - Sunday 3 July 2016 20:24

what are you talking about?

Denny1988 | 19

#6642888 - Monday 4 July 2016 11:57

what? don't think you read the post properly

By AirMelon | 12

#6642129 - Sunday 3 July 2016 6:55

That must have been a shitty situation

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6642164 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:52

Get out. Now.

freddygasman | 18

#6642541 - Sunday 3 July 2016 22:14

And take your shit (joke)with you.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6642731 - Monday 4 July 2016 5:42

#17, I love how your profile pic matches so well with your comment.

By Welshite | 39

#6642133 - Sunday 3 July 2016 6:56

And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

WCARlover | 34

#6642141 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:03

I bet OP felt like a real turkey

RodzillaX | 30

#6642142 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:05

Hopefully there was a nearby gutter for OP to utilize.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6642728 - Monday 4 July 2016 5:41

This is the best pun I've seen on FML in a long time. Bravo to you!

By heatherrr17 | 19

#6642135 - Sunday 3 July 2016 6:57

Lol im sorry but im laughing, try not to be embarressed by it

By coolvictori | 22

#6642143 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:05

Wow...good luck

By lui_pg | 21

#6642144 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:06

Why does your age matter here?

WCARlover | 34

#6642145 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:07

probably because it's mainly just elderly people who can't control their bodily functions

BoxFullOfLazy | 25

#6642149 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:14

Or people with nerve issues or other ailments.

By BoxFullOfLazy | 25

#6642151 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:17

Go to the bathroom, clean yourself up, throw out the underpants, and get back to work. If someone sees you throwing them out, who cares? This does not have to be a big deal or even an FML. It's life. Things happen.

By Tripartita | 44

#6642152 - Sunday 3 July 2016 7:17

That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

harperska | 10

#6643188 - Monday 4 July 2016 22:06

It apparently wasn't so much an untrustworthy fart as a shit fraudulently misrepresenting itself as a fart. While not as severe as tax evasion, such an act is usually grounds for legal redress.