By it's sharty time :/ - 02/07/2016 18:45 - United States - Bismarck

Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML
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Welshite 39
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And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

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Tripartita 44
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That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

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nattnatt73 31
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Sorry op rejection is never easy, she's probably only not talking to you because she feels it would be awkward. Hopefully she'll get over it soon enough

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JusTheo 17
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the shit rejected him?

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Tripartita 44
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She has a point, though, #1. It would be super awkward to have your underwear talk to you post-shart.

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melons 44
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It was ejection not rejection.

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iLuvfatchickz 4
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Standard fml response #1

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RosaMaravillosa 10
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what are you talking about?

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Denny1988 19

what? don't think you read the post properly

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AirMelon 12
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That must have been a shitty situation

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freddygasman 18
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And take your shit (joke)with you.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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#17, I love how your profile pic matches so well with your comment.

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Welshite 39
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And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.

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WCARlover 34
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I bet OP felt like a real turkey

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RodzillaX 30
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Hopefully there was a nearby gutter for OP to utilize.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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This is the best pun I've seen on FML in a long time. Bravo to you!

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heatherrr17 19

Lol im sorry but im laughing, try not to be embarressed by it

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lui_pg 21
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Why does your age matter here?

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WCARlover 34
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probably because it's mainly just elderly people who can't control their bodily functions

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Or people with nerve issues or other ailments.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Go to the bathroom, clean yourself up, throw out the underpants, and get back to work. If someone sees you throwing them out, who cares? This does not have to be a big deal or even an FML. It's life. Things happen.

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Tripartita 44
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That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.

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harperska 10
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It apparently wasn't so much an untrustworthy fart as a shit fraudulently misrepresenting itself as a fart. While not as severe as tax evasion, such an act is usually grounds for legal redress.

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zedjaleaf1 11
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This post sums up living in North Dakota for me.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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This is a common occurrence in North Dakota??

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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In this day in age, you just don't expect that kind of crap.

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andrmac 25

This from the guy who shamed the shituation guy??

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