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Sorry op rejection is never easy, she's probably only not talking to you because she feels it would be awkward. Hopefully she'll get over it soon enough
the shit rejected him?
Wrong FML?
She has a point, though, #1. It would be super awkward to have your underwear talk to you post-shart.
It was ejection not rejection.
Standard fml response #1
what are you talking about?
That must have been a shitty situation
Get out. Now.
And take your shit (joke)with you.
#17, I love how your profile pic matches so well with your comment.
Wow...good luck
Why does your age matter here?
probably because it's mainly just elderly people who can't control their bodily functions
Or people with nerve issues or other ailments.
Go to the bathroom, clean yourself up, throw out the underpants, and get back to work. If someone sees you throwing them out, who cares? This does not have to be a big deal or even an FML. It's life. Things happen.
That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.
It apparently wasn't so much an untrustworthy fart as a shit fraudulently misrepresenting itself as a fart. While not as severe as tax evasion, such an act is usually grounds for legal redress.
This post sums up living in North Dakota for me.
This is a common occurrence in North Dakota??
In this day in age, you just don't expect that kind of crap.
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And you didn't even bring a spare. Strike one.
That's /barely/ a breach of trust, OP. The fart I hired to handle my personal finances is being investigated for tax fraud. It's so hard to find trustworthy farts nowadays.