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Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

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FIRST OPMGGFDGD anyone wanna go on a date?

it's all in ur head. like depression. unlike my aunt's pneumonia....

Ajjas013 6

Pampers anyone?

Don't read about Dead Hand then basically if anything nuclear hits Russia the USA will become a radioactive wasteland. If you do want to read about it and have explosive diahrea go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29 or here http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/09/the-soviets-built-a-doomsday-machine-its-still-working/

so you're like....leaking liquid poop 24/7?

I would not worry about it. You should be scared shitless within 24 hours.

I sincerely hope you're joking. Depression is a real condition. I have it and it's terrible. You have no idea what it's like wanting to kill yourself for no reason at all.

I like the wording.

That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

yeah I get that when I get nervous too, but i didn't think it was a condition...

How the fuck do people think she deserves this? Yeah, she totally deserves a condition that she or no one else could ever cure or prevent. I hope that everyone that put " You deserved it" gets the condition themselves. I know I'm making a big deal, but why would someone say that. I bet you think cancer victims and such deserve the bullshit they go through. Fuck you. That is all

that's so awful. i'm sorry. D:

Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

Best idea ever. That really does suck though, Take something to help yourself relax.

He shouldn't because he will become dependant of it....

incredible bulk, turns brown and releases toxic smell :)

No, you can take things and NOT become dependent on them.

I almost passed out reading number 6 or Was in nine I thing it is six but it is funny u so win number six XD

LOL You really made my day with this comment.

I'm so sorry! I hope you are able to find a treatment for this!

Now I'm wondering if it's the same as what I have. It sounds quite similar. Doesn't manifest more than thrice in an average week, but it's not very nice. >_>

if i were you i would stack slamingtons on their chooglers