By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden
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FIRST OPMGGFDGD anyone wanna go on a date?
Don't read about Dead Hand then basically if anything nuclear hits Russia the USA will become a radioactive wasteland. If you do want to read about it and have explosive diahrea go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29 or here http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/09/the-soviets-built-a-doomsday-machine-its-still-working/
so you're like....leaking liquid poop 24/7?
I would not worry about it. You should be scared shitless within 24 hours.
That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.
yeah I get that when I get nervous too, but i didn't think it was a condition...
How the **** do people think she deserves this? Yeah, she totally deserves a condition that she or no one else could ever cure or prevent. I hope that everyone that put " You deserved it" gets the condition themselves. I know I'm making a big deal, but why would someone say that. I bet you think cancer victims and such deserve the bullshit they go through. Fuck you. That is all
Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.
He shouldn't because he will become dependant of it....
incredible bulk, turns brown and releases toxic smell :)
LOL You really made my day with this comment.
I'm so sorry! I hope you are able to find a treatment for this!
Now I'm wondering if it's the same as what I have. It sounds quite similar. Doesn't manifest more than thrice in an average week, but it's not very nice. >_>
A true FML.
if i were you i would stack slamingtons on their chooglers
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Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous. Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich. In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.
That's one very unfortunate condition. Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.