Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 519
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Those holes are pretty hot.

my_usagi 0

Cream filled? Lol


Those holes are pretty hot.

Like that warm cream filling a all over your face, right? I mean it's okay if you do. I know I do--wait. What're we taking about again?

andrewl12 0

Just remember to put one on the end of it!!

Just use protection.

OP could be a female...

Getting excited about eating donuts does not automatically mean that someone is fat. Even skinny people find it hard to resist their deliciousness.

The hole in the donut turns OP on because he probably has too much glory holes in his house

1 your comments seem so creepy when paired with your profile picture

Damn_Hippster 11

Sounds like Homer Simpson... MMMM... donuts *drools*

WatchingYouSir 3

Can't tell if trolling, or lonely.

It's better when they're fresh. You won't be Dunkin' in anyone else's Donuts. They're all yours.

Oooooh yes! But why an FML?...that feeling is part of daily life...especially for donuts :O)

Unnngghh, sexy, sexy donuts....

klovemachine 24

OP must be a cop :D

LMAO you know your a fatty when... XD

alexchenkov 4

Hey goodday' mate, how's your Sheila?

Mmmm.. Sticky glaze

VaultDweller106 7

Glazed doughnuts are equal to wet vaginas in OPs mind I suppose. Makes sense I guess, both being hot, sticky and have a hole.

Brindley15 13

that was just offensive

Oh c'mon! Don't we all?

olpally 32

Especially if they are jelly donuts...

I prefer donut holes. Mm, donut holes...

No comment.

94, yet you commented anyway...

I recall talking to OP not you.

2- damn right we all do

Then you shouldn't have thread-jacked 151!

MMMmmm cream filled

I don't remember the part where I own this comment as far as I can see everyone pretty much does.

TheCaterpiller 6

Mmmmmmm.... Krispy Kreme doughnuts

213, do you need a bib? Because you a dribbling shit. Learn to read before you go and act like a little smart ass girl!

I'm the one that can't read but my bio clearly says male..

my_usagi 0

Cream filled? Lol

Redoxx_fml 22

This would be so much funnier if he was from Boston

Boston creampies? and Long johns ftw

I like to make my own cream filled donuts ;)

Inheritance 10

Nice tasty glazed donuts with white frosting inside.. Omg *fap fap fap*

now I cant look at donuts properly XD

afunnyterdcody 5

Not yet

SignUpisntcool 3

It's funny because I ate donuts today.

..I'll think of this FML everytime I gaze upon a donut hole and get a boner..

O those warm moist delicious donuts and those SPRINKLES. Yes.. Yes. Yes!! YES!!!!!

Redoxx_fml 22

We're Closed

crazyblackchick 0

Dear God. The glazes, the cream fulling...the--whoops! I need two napkins, please! One for my mouth, and another for my pants!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

184 - No... Just shut up.. Just stop.

tsent8 15

Don't you find it weird that when someone makes a comment about how bad someone's comment was that theirs always receives more down votes?

TheHOSShaha 0

Uh oh :-/

are you homer simpson ??

Haha that's what I thought of the moment I saw this FML

I read this FML while watching the Simpsons. I didn't make the connection. Damn.

jerseyboy732 16

anything with a hole gets me aroused :)

KriiFahMoro 9

You mean like......... vaginas?

tklone329 0

That looks like the guy from the prince of belair ? Aint it !?

KriiFahMoro 9

67 - Lol yes, it's Carlton from the Fresh Prince.

GoW_Chick 14

In west phildephia born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days...(forgot this part something bout b-ball)... when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said "you're moving with auntie and uncle in a town called bel-air." I pull up to house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab driver "yo holmes smell ya later" Look at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as prince of bel-air. Well that was my attempt to remember the theme song just by memory, I know I'm awesome at pointless additions to the thread! :))

(in addition to 44) DVDs, pipes, old socks, hole-punched paper, vaginas...

skyeyez9 24

I loved that show!

ChrisTheCalm 9

Me and my friends sang that whole song in class when I thought about it outta nowhere lmao good times , good show , and good day (;

nofearjenshere 12

165 - Those are some big lips you got there! :D

crazyblackchick 0

That's not racist at all./sarcasm Lol no

crazyblackchick 0

Paris Hilton? Never mind, she's probably a walking U-Haul by now. ( and no, the joke isn't that she's fat.)

TSN619 7

GoW chick the part you forgot is chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool shooting some b-ball outside of the school :)

Jersey boy: Oh my god, Becky, look at that butt Becky: That's a man's ass... Jersey boy: YOLO!

tsent8 15

Dammit no one up vote or down vote it's at 69 and that makes the comment 20% funnier

texas_redneck88 10


I find the idea of a chocolate donut easy to masturbate to...

Depends on how you eat the donut.