Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob.... - FML

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

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Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

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Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Top comments

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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bustymami21 3

Monday 24 October 2011 4:30

Dan girl, while your out of action can I fill in?? would love to see his "package"

Mxpxdude189 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:53

doubt it

flamingsandstorm 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:09

Hey, at least he's big.

writergirl23 19

Monday 24 October 2011 5:10

How the f*** can that happen? My hubby's huge and that doesn't happen with me 0.0

cassieoreorocks 9

Monday 24 October 2011 5:13

Well at least your dedicated, He must be very appreciative!

savyk2014 6

Monday 24 October 2011 5:20

Either you have a small ass mouth, or he's got one huge ass dick!!!

julia_lynn 21

Monday 24 October 2011 5:39

LOL, did you never hear of taking breaks when your mouth/throat got sore? You need to find things to do to relax your jaw if it's going to be a long session.

D3athT3ch 4

Monday 24 October 2011 5:42

sounds like my first time…

MissRoxiie 12

Monday 24 October 2011 5:44

Damn girl, i think you might be going a little too hard on this. #305 is right.

trinir34 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:46

Damn sounds like somme good head

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