Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob....

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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Ambsies1574 0

Monday 24 October 2011 7:11

Learn how to give head.

shanemcunt 10

Monday 24 October 2011 7:24

You need to learn to unhinge your jaw

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 24 October 2011 7:54

have fun telling people how that one happened.

jokebatblink 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:23

Thts pretty ****** up,but erotic

AmaiSweets 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:26

******* awesome

blowntegdb8 5

Monday 24 October 2011 8:38

A+ for effort. Another A to show me

dansco 24

Monday 24 October 2011 8:52

Who told you that you had to fit both balls in too?! Interesting story for your friends at least lol

xsaschax 11

Monday 24 October 2011 8:54

My jaw dislocates easily..Pretty much gets off-track every time I yawn. Oral sex gets complicated :(

satph 12

Monday 24 October 2011 9:30

imagine having to explain that to your doctor...

Akasen 1

Monday 24 October 2011 10:28

This sounds familiar. Have we not had previous cases of people dislocating their jaws in this situation?

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

Silver linings

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