How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
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Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.

What a jaw dropping experience.

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Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.

How... charming.

Happy Valentines’ Day!!!

What a jaw dropping experience.

Can I un-read this? :/

He’d better have bought you a fucking good valentines day present or be hung like Long Dong Silver for you to put up with that shit!

Devansh Gupta_1759198813 9

He's a keeper

Well that stinks.

Not quite as romantic as Origami roses, but at least it's something, right?

How old is he? 12?