How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 701
You deserved it 867

Same thing different taste

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Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.

Lobby_Bee 17

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Unless the two of you are under 12 years old, this needs to be about your ex-boyfriend.

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
Lobby_Bee 17
manb91uk 22

He’d better have bought you a ******* good valentines day present or be hung like Long Dong Silver for you to put up with that shit!

Devansh Gupta_1759198813 9
tounces7 27

Not quite as romantic as Origami roses, but at least it's something, right?