Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob.... - FML

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

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Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

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Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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No more fun

By ShyBear - 21/11/2025 20:00

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Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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Top comments

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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CTM0 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:02

Is that a bad thing, unless you just have a REALY small mouth and your boyfriend is average. Or this could be the guy saying this to make everyone think he has a huge dick even though know one knows who he is, he likes to think that people have thought about him in someway.... I ramble quite alot

camelspanker69 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CrAzEd_GaToR 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:32

That freaking sucks change it

kairoxsox 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:33

sicko

camacho1538 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 7:01

Lol did u still finishh

zah2an724 23

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:16

wtf how did that hapen

Hisfav1 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:34

My jaw locks when I yawn, and during bjs as well, used to it though...sorry :( no fun

Guitar360 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:46

You are a champ! Dislocating ******* would be amazing lol

mspeacock 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 20:32

I've done it.... Just open it and pop back into place.

spetterm 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:04

Your life may suck, but his is apparently awesome.

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