How hard?!!

That's what he said

You got her with the line "Its ok, I don't bite." Then you bit her anyway. Shame!

"Doesn't matter, had sex?"

I will never stop loving that song.

Stop using bricks as mouth gags.

All pro's wear mouth guards.

way to go, adding acrobatics to the bedroom, but everyone knows you need to use a safety net when you first start out. Oh, and be sure the trapeze is bolted into a ceiling joist

need to know how this happened. ... follow up please OP

What the fuck are you doing that makes you chip a tooth during sex?!

Well, that's liking it rough next level.