By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
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You deserved it 32 295
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jedielf 23

Sandals + hiking = no. And now you have learned.

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Congalala 5

YDI for going hiking in sandals. They have hiking boots for a reason.

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jedielf 23

Sandals + hiking = no. And now you have learned.

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crazycatlady5 6

That is why you should always rock the socks-n-sandals look :)

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alstbv12 13

I've never known a sock to stop a thorn. If anything it helps hold the sharp object in place for maximum pain.

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beccaishereyay 11

Hiking boots aren't just for looks...

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MetalxSoldier 26

Well I just saw sandals while hiking and automatically thought... "YOU DESERVE IT"

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angelk12 6

Well.. That must have put a thorn in your ego.

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klovemachine 24

That cactus is such a prick :D

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#60 - Cool story, tell it again.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

if the op can only wear sandals then they shouldn't be hiking. I can't stand regular shoes either but you don't see me running around in the snow with a parka and flip flops.

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Idonebeenhad 17

"hiking.....with sandals." Really... YDI

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loopsy_fml 14

There is this thing called a brain. Yea, it's used to make smart decisions. Apparently OP and #60 don't know how to use it. 60 - if shoes bother you, then you need to try more types of shoes, maybe a different size.

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ahd94 21

I mean it really depends on where and how intense of a hike it is. There are plenty of sandals made for light hiking like chacos or keens. Considering OP was hiking in an area with cacti that have 3inch thorns, they definitely deserved this for wearing sandals.

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Birdie_Sage 0

No biggie, take it like a man!

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xiaoxaio 5

what if one of the thorns stabbed under his toenail

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Guren 0

Don't understand how you thought those could mix OP

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BradTheBrony 19

*wince* Aw, what the **** man? Thanks for that image!

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ladyLALAA 28

74, omg that's exactly what I imagined and my toes curled. Nasty!

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Congalala 5

YDI for going hiking in sandals. They have hiking boots for a reason.

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yahoowizard 16

Maybe he was wearing his special hiking sandals

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PenFifteen_fml 0

The Tarahumara people of Mexico can run 70-90 in just under a day, only wearing sandals or barefoot.

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xknightlightx 2

You deserve it.. Not for the pain but as a reminder to think before u do stuff mean.. Hiking with sandals.. It shows u're not thinking about important stuff like what u are up against

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ohSNAPyall 26

7 We could have done without your buzzkill comment.

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kooochris1995 14

Ouch isn't really a word, it's just something kids say so... You're wrong. :P

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nofearjenshere 12

I say ouch :b

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Torva_fml 16

1. Ouch is totally a word. 2. You're 16, you can't say "kid". 3. I felt I needed a 3rd point.

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nofearjenshere 12

^ So true, I'm 16 also & still consider myself a kid. ;b

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loopsy_fml 14

If ouch wasn't a word, then there wouldn't be a way to spell it. So ouch is a word.

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immaMonsta 8

Hiking without hiking boots is like playing football without any gear. It's just stupid. YDI.

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jideare 3

At least it's just a stubbed toe. U could have stubbed your toe, trip n fell with the added bonus of 3inch thorns in ur abdomen.

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itsame0987 18

I read to the comma and clicked ydi. Hiking and sandals don't mix.

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Jf770 10

I used to live in Arizona.. And when we went hiking, opened toed shoes were NOT an option.. YDI and FYL cause I know from my childhood experiences, that HURTS

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