Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob.... - FML

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

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Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

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Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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luvlyric 5

Monday 24 October 2011 0:05

Damn nature, you scary.

zues70 4

Monday 24 October 2011 0:32

God bless u for trying...dont give up!...NEVER GIVE UP!!!

libsloveslife 7

Monday 24 October 2011 0:54

same!

alloveryourface8 2

Monday 24 October 2011 0:57

Good work! Can you come teach my girlfriend through demonstration?

Eilonway 0

Monday 24 October 2011 1:14

I modded this and reading it again, it still makes me laugh so hard. You must be on dedicated fellator.

Eilonway 0

Monday 24 October 2011 1:18

*one dedicated fellator

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 24 October 2011 1:45

Was it general girth that unhinged you, or did Rover develop a knot?

alexa98 0

Monday 24 October 2011 2:24

Holy crap haha

torianab 7

Monday 24 October 2011 2:25

That really caSucks_chick!!!

IanCosentino 0

Monday 24 October 2011 2:29

Holy ****... You're boyfriend has got to be either the proudest man alive... Or you ****** up and hurt both yourselves. With you in more pain, obviously.

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