Health and Sex: Silver linings - FML

Silver linings

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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MorganHex 28

Friday 27 May 2022 6:31

get your tooth fixed, then get a bite guard and keep that bf

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 9:14

He must be some cunning linguist!

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MorganHex 28

Friday 27 May 2022 6:31

get your tooth fixed, then get a bite guard and keep that bf

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 9:14

He must be some cunning linguist!

andrewgr 4

Friday 27 May 2022 22:35

It's a cool story, and thank you for sharing, but it's not at all clear to me that this in any way qualifies as an FML-- unless you achieve intense orgasms regularly, in which case the broken tooth may seem to be a big deal for little return. But if that's the case, you should probably just refrain from ever complaining about anything to anyone ever again. I kid-- but seriously, there are an awful lot of women who would happily trade the need for some dental work for even a decent ******, yet alone what you described.

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