get your tooth fixed, then get a bite guard and keep that bf

He must be some cunning linguist!

It's a cool story, and thank you for sharing, but it's not at all clear to me that this in any way qualifies as an FML-- unless you achieve intense orgasms regularly, in which case the broken tooth may seem to be a big deal for little return. But if that's the case, you should probably just refrain from ever complaining about anything to anyone ever again. I kid-- but seriously, there are an awful lot of women who would happily trade the need for some dental work for even a decent orgasm, yet alone what you described.