Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
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Top comments
MorganHex 28
get your tooth fixed, then get a bite guard and keep that bf
RichardPencil 32
He must be some cunning linguist!
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MorganHex 28
get your tooth fixed, then get a bite guard and keep that bf
RichardPencil 32
He must be some cunning linguist!
andrewgr 4
It's a cool story, and thank you for sharing, but it's not at all clear to me that this in any way qualifies as an FML-- unless you achieve intense orgasms regularly, in which case the broken tooth may seem to be a big deal for little return. But if that's the case, you should probably just refrain from ever complaining about anything to anyone ever again. I kid-- but seriously, there are an awful lot of women who would happily trade the need for some dental work for even a decent ******, yet alone what you described.