By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 543
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They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)

your mom needs a boyfriend

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They're just jealous because you're getting some! :)

Your mom is right.

this is obviously an A and B conversation C your way out...

27- When it concerns you, it doesn't matter wether it's an A B conversation or anything else

Just change the password?

27 now D and E have to F you up G (I need a shower after typing that lameness)

H, I was J K

L, M, N, O my gosh would you P-lease shut up 27

I'm tired of the same old sluts, it's sad

Text your girlfriend " my mom doesn't know I have her credit card numbers, credit scores are so easy to ruin now adays"

No, her moms right. A girl I know has a file of nudes that she randomly sends to guys. Girls these days, are in fact, sluts.

No, her moms right. A girl I know has a file of nudes that she randomly sends to guys. Girls these days, are in fact, sluts.

Because that girl you know is a slut doesn't mean ALL girls are sluts ;)

bamagrl410 31

No... Young teenage girls really are sluts these days. Although I guess it's not their fault the media encourages it & they have bad parents who don't pay attention.

but then his mom won't have anything else to do with her life

Get a screensaver saying "get off my fucking phone cunt" she can't say anything without admitting she has your password

Or just change the password...

your mom needs a boyfriend

Change your password? If she ever figured that one out, set your background to an image that says "Get the fuck off my phone", and she'll realize she's a bitch

Why would your mom refer to you as "my son" rather than your name to your uncle? That seems really odd.

Ooor, maybe he didn't feel like putting his name in there for the FML world to see..

Yeah I'm not saying he isn't. It's weird to refer to your son as "my son" to a presumably close relative rather than his name. Clearly you didn't get my point!

Oh my gosh! He doesn't want the whole world to know what his name is so he said "my son" instead of his name. When it actually happened his mom probably used his real name. You are thinking way too hard. Just chill

no, his mom needs a life..

Takes two to tango, just saying :)

I agree with StayAwake! This is apparently just one of those TRYING to be 1st comments that really has SHIT to do with the actual post! So yeah, it takes two to tango… But it only takes one STUPID, IRRELEVANT comment to look like an idiot!

Pretty sure you look like an idiot right now, by having a bitch fit over a comment.

It's completely relevant. Two to tango means it takes two for an act...as in, while the girls may be sluts, it's the guy's fault too. It's not like the girls are just seducing the poor bastard, and so, he's a slut too. It may take two to tango, but it only takes one of y'all to look like an ignorant blowhard.

Deaper: u r such a dumb bitch

79 - Fix your sentence before you insult people.

According to Geico it takes three to tango.

lol High-5 to you #44

jealous much?

Read all her emails and texts.

Why? She obviously has no life if she feels the need to snoop in his...

well change it... and delete those pics :)

Thank you! I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone told OP to just change his pin! Or better yet... Turn off the "Simple Passcode" and set it so you have to actually TYPE the password/passphrase and set it to "I'm a snooping, judgemental b*tch" Then if your mom says "Oh I see you wised up and changed your password… TELL HER what you changed it to!

Doesn't telling her what it has changed to defeat the purpose of changing it?

I think that deaper needs to... chill THE FUCK OUT. I mean... REALLY.

Deaper...Your WEEK is going well eh?

deaper- You must be new here, generally being an asshole only works if you're funny. Which, sadly, you are not.

Your mom watches too much Jersey Whore. Real women do not act like that. Blame the media for your pathetic lack of privacy.

Your comment was very off context,she's talking about te girls off his phone and how many of them are bening sluty, nothing to do with jersey shore

You get a negative thumbs down just for defending jersey shore lol :D

So are you his mom? I. Take it as his mother has his sons password and utilizes it because she thinks girls nowadays are slutty. Is that a learned behavior? Or do girls just act like sluts because all women are sluts? When I walk into a store and the girls act/look like snooki- i see them emulating what they see on tv. I personally blame Bad parenting and weak minded girls. I just hate Jersey Shore and I can and will blame it for everything. Example; Gas prices are up - damn those jersey shore whores!!! Prove me wrong, or gtfo :)

moms now days think all girls are sluts. shit you could be dating the most innocent and beautiful girl for years but as soonest she puts out and your mom finds out, she automatically thinks she's a slut

^ You, sir, are absolutely right. Buuuut- don't send pictures next time, I guess. I'm not saying YDI, because the Mom's ignorant for saying that since that might've been a one time thing- she doesn't know and shouldn't! It's your sex life! But, next time, just.... Do it in person or something. There's not too much evidence *if you're safe*

Soccer mom alert.

It doesn't take much effort to change it. On top of that, stop being so predictable.

Ugh nosey parents...