Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob....

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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It can't wait

By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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No more fun

By ShyBear - 21/11/2025 20:00

Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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JohnBrownRyce 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:21

Either he's huge... Or he has a chode...

EnglishTea_fml 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:30

Shittt if he's that big then your life does not suck ahaha!

motivationgirl 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:33

It must been a huge dick to get your jaw dislocated 0.0

ethereana 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:38

ahem* was a jawbreaker attached by chance? or could the legend of the super duck be true? all shall be revealed next time on....

Sadfacesenior 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:13

He must be huge. On the bright side, atleast he didn't dislocate your pelvis :D

rockyap 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:00

Wtf!

ryryman 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:06

Dedication to the fullest

andthenibonedher 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:44

What a party fowl

gennyjunk 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 21:38

***** lol

713joann 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 1:25

Whoa! How do you explain that one? =O

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