Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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missyfiona89 28
Where can we read what she wrote?
jtfrisch 22
I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers
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Comments (95)
igg125 30
She's eventual going to run out of material to write.
RealSuperSand 21
This is either good or bad depending on your performance bro.
crazycly 7
Its hardly fiction if it documents you're exploits. But total fml!
Dick_diamond 22
*your
RedPillSucks 33
it might be fiction if she's making stuff up along the way. which reads better? *after 11 seconds he was done and I was unsatisfied *after 2 hours I was raw and unsatisfied. *as he looked into my eyes, I was already close to coming. his playful thrusts grew stronger and stronger, bringing me to the edge of climax. Easing back, he kept me there for what felt like an eternity, until a wave of pleasure broke over me and I finally understood "la petit mort"
zyero 9
The fact that you understand that phrase gives you 10+ cool points
jsan727 17
That one paragraph is still 100x better written than the entire 50 shades series.
chaseafterwind82 29
Holy shit, is she posting anonymously, or is there anything that would identify you?
Seabass_Chan 33
I /think/ that's legal, so long as she didn't actually reveal your identity on the web.
K_kanaka 26
PROOF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! On a more serious note that's pretty embarrassing.
PegLegRacing 34
I guess the real question is, what's the feedback? Cuz that will determine whether or not this is really bad.
xx000o 27
It's possible that you are just fiction.
saffy66 34
Take it as a compliment, if you were a dud in the sack it wouldn't be erotic fiction - it would be humour :)
flyingflies 36
Link? Research purposes and all.