Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Top comments
missyfiona89 28
Where can we read what she wrote?
jtfrisch 22
I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers
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Comments (95)
blackonblight 33
My question is how do you know it's about you and not someone else or entirely fictitious?
damn561 3
where can I find the fiction at?
Ahall8 0
Must have been doing something right
jake131000 21
Fiction?
Dark_Orestes 5
Hey that sounds pretty awesome. Need some Link pls :-P
nishantvas 13
Well as long as its anonymous, its not so bad I think
Rammer3500 23
Does the internet know who she's talking about though?
Logical07 16
It's very nice and probably she really liked what you do, it's actually a beautiful thing. Surely there is not your name in there, so who cares? Enjoy you too the reading.
Logical07 16
Oh and you could also learn something about your skills and improve, look at it as a sort of very useful feedback.
kmn483 5
That's actually touching and means your doing a good job.