Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Top comments
missyfiona89 28
Where can we read what she wrote?
jtfrisch 22
I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers
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Comments (95)
SquirrellyGirl 20
Well at least it's only fiction as far as the readers know
corynxo 8
Tf nasty
worldclassrager 41
Well seeing this post finding the writing and living in South Wales you might have a line of girls at your door step if she wrote it positively
Kougeru 12
Pretty sure I've seen this episode
laden_swallow09 35
Think of it this way, you'll be giving so many pointers to so many people who don't got no game!
phreaker913 21
well, are the comments positive?
tiredofwaiting 25
Did she include your name in the blog?
Mortoli 30
lol well for your sake i hope you were decent in the bed... on another note, whats with everyone getting downvoted i dont think ive seen so many negative comments on here lol
Miss_Mandi 29
I feel like that's a good thing, OP. Erotic literature is not usually written to describe bad sex.
Ahall8 0
True story
theKevmeister 13
Idk what ur complaining about... good enough in bed to write stories about it... if u were terrible OP, it would be story (singular)