Denial

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 06:00

Today, my wife is mad because some kid in a store offered her the seniors' discount and she got offended. I had to tell her she’s 66 years-old and is actually entitled to that discount, so she should calm the hell down. She’s not spoken to me in over 24 hours. FML
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Yudith 24

Tell your wife that she has to own those senior discounts. Tell her to flaunt her ID and to proudly ask for the discount before the cashier has a chance to say a word. This way, nobody can say anything about how old or young she looks. She might even get more compliments this way.

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Pink_Turnips 14

she's delusional, he definitely needed to tell her 🤣

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Yudith 24

Tell your wife that she has to own those senior discounts. Tell her to flaunt her ID and to proudly ask for the discount before the cashier has a chance to say a word. This way, nobody can say anything about how old or young she looks. She might even get more compliments this way.

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J_Free_Woods 28

OP, the point is no woman wants to be told they look OLD. I had a great aunt who went to a different part of her state to try to hide how old she was. When she was in her 90’s she had a group of friends who thought she was in her 70’s and never tried correcting them.

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RichardPencil 30

Stupid ******' kid. You never offer senior discounts -- you make the seniors claim them. And when they do, you say, "Young lady, I'm gonna need some ID."

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Iifa 7

Oof... Age is just a number but at current state of affairs I'd take any discounts. I just turned 32, and to say I was disappointed that it wasn't 62 was huge understatement... Own the discounts

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, someone complaining about getting a discount in this economy? Your wife is a special one, isn't she?

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