By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers


Good. If your girlfriend seems unsatisfied, the commenters might point out what you're doing wrong.

Its the EX-GIRLFRIEND!!!! And usually Erotica is not written to complain about unsatisfactory sex.

No, no, no. even if (especially if) he fails in bed it is a private matter between him and then girlfriend and he does not deserve to be scrutinised by horny randomers. (I know my thing says male but I am female, just in case anyone thought I was biased )

xoxoblondee 31

I once wrote erotica about me and the 11th doctor. His bow tie really gets me going.

xoxoblondee 31

That's a matter of opinion. I like 11 most. Some like 10. Whatever flies your tardis

My Neice and I argue over it lots. I'm in love with the 10th, and she the 11th.

Both are oddly attractive in their own right!

xoxoblondee 31

11 was my first; you never forget your first.

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

What if everyone criticises OP on the internet

Hey. Think of it this way. If you were great in bed then you have nothing to worry about! This *is* FML though... Hm...

hoosiergirl94 31

It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

You can't cross the Pacific Ocean in a canoe though.

It's tough to get to England in a row boat.

it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm