By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 911
You deserved it 3 599

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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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Are you Mr Gray?

#14 both spellings are correct

Not when he's trying to refer to "50 Shades of Grey"

Mortoli 30

exactly. lol

Good. If your girlfriend seems unsatisfied, the commenters might point out what you're doing wrong.

Its the EX-GIRLFRIEND!!!! And usually Erotica is not written to complain about unsatisfactory sex.

No, no, no. even if (especially if) he fails in bed it is a private matter between him and then girlfriend and he does not deserve to be scrutinised by horny randomers. (I know my thing says male but I am female, just in case anyone thought I was biased )

xoxoblondee 30

I once wrote erotica about me and the 11th doctor. His bow tie really gets me going.

The tenth is way hotter though

xoxoblondee 30

That's a matter of opinion. I like 11 most. Some like 10. Whatever flies your tardis

My Neice and I argue over it lots. I'm in love with the 10th, and she the 11th.

Both are oddly attractive in their own right!

The tenth is way better

xoxoblondee 30

11 was my first; you never forget your first.

10 is hot, 11 is goofy cute :p

Get some tips :)

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

What if everyone criticises OP on the internet

64, you must not understand sarcasm.

Hey. Think of it this way. If you were great in bed then you have nothing to worry about! This *is* FML though... Hm...

take it as a compliment

hoosiergirl94 31

It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

1dvs_bstd 41

if you say so.

You can't cross the Pacific Ocean in a canoe though.

It's tough to get to England in a row boat.

it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm

1dvs_bstd 41

I wanna read it. OP, link? Please?

google it, lol. Google knows everything

missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?