Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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missyfiona89 28
Where can we read what she wrote?
jtfrisch 22
I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers
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Comments (95)
arrowgold 19
Does she use your real name or other identifiable information?
ally8 21
Trust me she wouldn't use it in erotic fiction if it didn't have moves that were fantasy worthy... Take it as a compliment. People don't critique the moves in the fiction... To them it's fiction, so they're critiquing her writing. You should be proud
reeper147 14
It doesn't matter if it is the best sex of her life or the worst. The bedroom should always ALWAYS be kept private unless all involved agree to share their story/ videos. Only exception is if a partner does something illegal If I were op, she'd be done
baileygirl88 8
How'd you discover this?
TeacherTeacher 11
Yeah, it's all about you. Writers have no imagination and can't make stuff up.
oasis359 13
yes, shes totally making up the moves he has already used on her. memory is exactly the same as imagination
stieglar 17
I mean hey, if she's liking what you're doing enough to write erotic fiction about it, You probably have nothing to worry about.
Mortoli 30
yeah... but its his ex...
MossyMegaMan 20
Link?
reeper147 14
This is horrible of her. Your sexual life should always be private, not something for everyone Tom Rich and Harry to hear about, unless you consent otherwise. You two need to have a serious long talk about this as it is very wrong. She should be absolutely ashamed of herself, and I would dump her
janfleury 19
Well she wrote about you so she must of thought it was good. You don't write EROTIC fiction and have the EROTIC part be boring and bad. The hotter the better so ......if she is a popular writer then you, OP, must burn the sheets up. Congratulations.
Nubsche 18
Link or it didn't happen
Manic1 13
If it was bad then she wouldn't be writing erotic stories about it. I can see why you might be embarrassed but in a twisted way it is a compliment. As long as she didn't use your real name not too many people will know who you are.