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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

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Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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Bedtime stories

By Anonymous - 02/01/2023 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML

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By Forgotten One - 15/10/2009 11:11 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

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Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Downhill

By worthless - 03/04/2011 00:51 - United States

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Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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By WTFisMyLife - 08/05/2019 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend whipped out his proverbial notebook, where he obviously keeps notes of what I do and how I act during sex, and then grilled me about every single one of those things. Now I'm scared to do anything because I don't want to be interrogated about it later. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 19:30

Make sure you write back and tell us the color of his asshole once you've put your foot up it.

poopface82 18

Thursday 24 February 2022 1:29

I think we all will need an update on this one after the fur flies.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 19:30

Make sure you write back and tell us the color of his asshole once you've put your foot up it.

poopface82 18

Thursday 24 February 2022 1:29

I think we all will need an update on this one after the fur flies.

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 24 February 2022 2:21

the link to the blog as well

diraven 15

Thursday 24 February 2022 4:02

At least he's literate

Liam Rowley 17

Friday 25 February 2022 2:16

Link or it didn’t happen 🤣😝😁

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