By TheWriter - 1/9/2017 04:30

Book club gone wild!

Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML

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By JasonThorn | 17

#7533227 - Thursday 24 August 2017 9:26

Considering they are talking about EROTICA at a family gathering, you might be more normal than you think.

By azouwa | 26

#7536229 - Friday 1 September 2017 5:10

you should make a part 2 and raise the price.

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By Callyn | 47

#7533067 - Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:30

Handsome author, name of Chuck?

By JasonThorn | 17

#7533227 - Thursday 24 August 2017 9:26

Considering they are talking about EROTICA at a family gathering, you might be more normal than you think.

By Rootbeerbum | 15

#7533700 - Friday 25 August 2017 10:27

can I know the pseudo name

By Zachary8261 | 28

#7536226 - Friday 1 September 2017 4:39

Bloody hilarious.

By azouwa | 26

#7536229 - Friday 1 September 2017 5:10

you should make a part 2 and raise the price.

By inappropes | 31

#7536231 - Friday 1 September 2017 5:23

hey that is positive since it was on amazon. means you should be making some molah. unless this is fake which it sounds like it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7536242 - Friday 1 September 2017 7:03

I wonder which would be considered more disgraceful if your family found out: that your writing was pornographic, or that it was shitty.

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7536243 - Friday 1 September 2017 7:07

THIS. IS. NOT FAIR. Give us your pseudonym and the name of the novel.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7536253 - Friday 1 September 2017 8:17

Participate in the conversations, you know the whole story anyways. Great family bonding time.

By Smgreene | 15

#7536283 - Friday 1 September 2017 10:14

Xmas presents. Signed hard copies. There you go no mus no fuss. And a little personalization would add to the thought of the gift. "Hey I heard you guys talking about this book and it was written by a friend of a friend of a friend so...." Thougthful. Cheap. And hilarious when they fined out the truth.