Book club gone wild!

By TheWriter - 01/09/2017 04:30

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Today, during a family gathering, my mom, grandmother, and aunts started talking about an erotic novel they're all reading on Amazon. My cousin asked for the writer's name and I heard my pseudonym in response. My entire family is reading my horribly-written porn. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Considering they are talking about EROTICA at a family gathering, you might be more normal than you think.

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azouwa 26

you should make a part 2 and raise the price.

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JasonThorn 20

Considering they are talking about EROTICA at a family gathering, you might be more normal than you think.

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Rootbeerbum 15

can I know the pseudo name

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Zachary8261 28

Bloody hilarious.

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azouwa 26

you should make a part 2 and raise the price.

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inappropes 31

hey that is positive since it was on amazon. means you should be making some molah. unless this is fake which it sounds like it.

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RichardPencil 30

I wonder which would be considered more disgraceful if your family found out: that your writing was pornographic, or that it was shitty.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

THIS. IS. NOT FAIR. Give us your pseudonym and the name of the novel.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Participate in the conversations, you know the whole story anyways. Great family bonding time.

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Smgreene 15

Xmas presents. Signed hard copies. There you go no mus no fuss. And a little personalization would add to the thought of the gift. "Hey I heard you guys talking about this book and it was written by a friend of a friend of a friend so...." Thougthful. Cheap. And hilarious when they fined out the truth.

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