Handsome author, name of Chuck?

Considering they are talking about EROTICA at a family gathering, you might be more normal than you think.

can I know the pseudo name

Bloody hilarious.

you should make a part 2 and raise the price.

hey that is positive since it was on amazon. means you should be making some molah. unless this is fake which it sounds like it.

I wonder which would be considered more disgraceful if your family found out: that your writing was pornographic, or that it was shitty.

THIS. IS. NOT FAIR. Give us your pseudonym and the name of the novel.

Participate in the conversations, you know the whole story anyways. Great family bonding time.

Xmas presents. Signed hard copies. There you go no mus no fuss. And a little personalization would add to the thought of the gift. "Hey I heard you guys talking about this book and it was written by a friend of a friend of a friend so...." Thougthful. Cheap. And hilarious when they fined out the truth.