By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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_GoodGuy 11
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Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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Joshwarrior 39
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Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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I couldn't ask for a more humiliating, yet awesome title... :) Write a followup where you victimize her :)

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jajajapun 5
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they're both guys

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Oops... Misread

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_GoodGuy 11
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Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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JACKxRAWR 22
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In reality OP is a prostitute killing cereal.

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Mossears133 15
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63- Hang on a second! Is the prostitue killing the cereal, or is the cereal killing the prostitue?????

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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The name of the book was probably Grand Theft Auto.

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beastseclipse 9

"Story inspired by our relationship"... Oh dear God

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Joshwarrior 39
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Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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Chiara92_fml 32
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He hasn't a good opinion of you,does he?

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monsterMEG 8
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That sounds like a good read!

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ChenEighty 20
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Some people write in a way that is talking about your life, then lying about it a bit. Repeat this process and you have a completely fictional but inspired story. Don't take it personally.

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Bakarra 22
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OP is of the homosexual variety sir, nice try though.

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Joshwarrior 39
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haha thank you, i just finished writing a 25 page paper and read with my first comment being right about gender, but then i saw the first comment, got confused and half asleep corrected myself. Instead of correcting myself twice i just let it go.

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feldco1 17

At least it's not your current bf? Hopefully he changed your name at least.

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vic55jets 13

I think op is a guy

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doctor_glitter 6
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That has nothing to do with this fine lady's comment, but yeah you're right, he's a dude.

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miss_madison 10
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I'm really not sure how I would take that. Mm… sounds pretty cool. I would probably be happy with the title.

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Hazelino 25
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Wait.. Netherlands? I know that competition!

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Bakarra 22
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Tell us the name of the story!

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