By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 086
You deserved it 8 061

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Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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I couldn't ask for a more humiliating, yet awesome title... :) Write a followup where you victimize her :)

they're both guys

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Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

In reality OP is a prostitute killing cereal.

63- Hang on a second! Is the prostitue killing the cereal, or is the cereal killing the prostitue?????

The name of the book was probably Grand Theft Auto.

"Story inspired by our relationship"... Oh dear God

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

He hasn't a good opinion of you,does he?

That sounds like a good read!

Some people write in a way that is talking about your life, then lying about it a bit. Repeat this process and you have a completely fictional but inspired story. Don't take it personally.

OP is of the homosexual variety sir, nice try though.

haha thank you, i just finished writing a 25 page paper and read with my first comment being right about gender, but then i saw the first comment, got confused and half asleep corrected myself. Instead of correcting myself twice i just let it go.

At least it's not your current bf? Hopefully he changed your name at least.

I think op is a guy

That has nothing to do with this fine lady's comment, but yeah you're right, he's a dude.

I'm really not sure how I would take that. Mm… sounds pretty cool. I would probably be happy with the title.

Wait.. Netherlands? I know that competition!

Tell us the name of the story!