FML : Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Brotherssuckkk / Monday 18 January 2010 20:04 / France

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By Future_Mrs_Voltz | 0

#783126 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:05

why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things

By nandonando | 0

#783123 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:04

is your friend hot?

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By nandonando | 0

#783123 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:04

is your friend hot?

DragonMasterMF | 0

#783953 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:04

If yes:

Is she naked?

cotter567 | 0

#795615 - Sunday 24 January 2010 16:01

what the he'll is wrong with your brother? is he like frigfen mentally handicapped or something like seriously.

rupert_45 | 0

#1004688 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:41

can I keep the photo?

hb215 | 2

#4806177 - Sunday 12 August 2012 22:24

What if OP is a guy?

reddawn1985 | 12

#4837315 - Monday 20 August 2012 6:36

A dead bird....?

By Future_Mrs_Voltz | 0

#783126 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:05

why did you want more than $10? all you did was grab three things

b182link | 0

#969402 - Saturday 27 March 2010 19:01

plus she got a free meal and a picture of her friend so she can frame it on her room

By caancoha | 0

#783128 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:05

Look, you have dinner and decorations.

jessxoxo28 | 5

#783537 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:39

haha #3 bitchhh

By MrC19 | 0

#783131 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:06

this isn't really a fml

PunxsatownyPhil | 0

#783288 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:07

She/he had to pull a dead bird out from under a bed.

By urlifesbeeneffed | 0

#783137 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:07

it doesn't even end with FML

By rachexl | 0

#783140 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:07

great job mods... no FML?

Vanni | 0

#783149 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

Sorry, accidental backspace!
>_>

Sirin_fml | 46

#783438 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:32

*facepalm*

By Nic_hole | 0

#783141 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:07

hahaha #3 lolz, dang..xD

By HeresReality | 0

#783144 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

you get $10, this isn't an fml

By bbq34567 | 2

#783150 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:09

You shouldn't have even got $10

Just think of what kids in Chinese sweatshops have to do for $10

krnmafia92 | 0

#783367 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:56

Unless I read this wrong, he isn't in a Chinese sweatshop. Hence, your point is moot.

This is not an FML. You got $10 and a prank prop.

growingupnextmon | 3

#784033 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 11:54

He just did a lot more work then some people do for ten dollars...especially if the bird had been there a while.

sleepyolivia | 14

#6665432 - Friday 5 August 2016 2:51

Kids in Chinese sweatshops don't do anything for ten dollars. China doesn't use USD currency.

(This is a joke.)

By gobbledegook | 0

#783158 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:10

wow this isn't an fml, who moderated this?

Sirin_fml | 46

#783442 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:34

About 500 of your peers, me included. You called?

iBlazer | 0

#783746 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:59

FML's get worse by the day. Today, I had to pick up a rotten apple. I only got paid $10 for it. FML. Give me a break.

viviville | 0

#3003741 - Saturday 30 July 2011 20:22

plus the picture and the DEAD BIRD. jeez

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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