FML : Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working...

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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

By kareltje - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:50 / Netherlands

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By kareltje | 17

#3290757 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:07

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

By kareltje | 17

#3290600 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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By Hannahrayne | 0

#3290579 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:52

..Aww.

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MasterE56 | 4

#3290674 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:59

pretend you speak Indian.. shit then they will understand you.....

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minisquid | 9

#3290875 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:25

Or you tell him precisely where he can shove that pillow.

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ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3291701 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:39

I have serious respect for someone who actually succeeds doing that.

By fanceh | 10

#3290580 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:52

well....... fuck.

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zachherbert | 10

#3290747 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:07

Go back to bed?

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abbyelizabeth | 9

#3292158 - Thursday 15 September 2011 05:00

Oh the irony.

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StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3292835 - Thursday 15 September 2011 08:44

3- I think they're a little tired to be doing that.

By lifesucks1234567_fml | 2

#3290598 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:53

Dude that sucks.... Fyl

By kareltje | 17

#3290600 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

By Blue87 | 4

#3290606 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:54

That sux

By Blue87 | 4

#3290608 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:54

That sux

By FreakoHolm | 6

#3290615 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:55

Hey if you don't like the call just hang the fuck up and go back to sleep. We telemarketers has to work, too... it's not like we ourselves choose who to call, blame our company for that.

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megapeyt | 17

#3290637 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:57

You work for the beast!!!

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kareltje | 17

#3290647 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:57

You choose to be a telemarketer...

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FreakoHolm | 6

#3290653 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:57

And by the way, why have the phone on while you're sleeping anyway?

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WTSchool | 0

#3290784 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:10

Ever heard of a home phone?

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#3291637 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:23

so by the looks of your picture i need to ask a question? does your company give you crack?

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mohammadkm95 | 6

#3291922 - Thursday 15 September 2011 04:21

81-lmfao

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OceanBreathesSal | 5

#3291979 - Thursday 15 September 2011 04:31

Wow... I can tell why you have such a shitty job, your grammar is horrible.

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greg84_fml | 21

#3292457 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:08

Or maybe, just maybe it could be an important call, ever think of that?

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suckstoobeyou | 0

#3292646 - Thursday 15 September 2011 07:27

But it might be the only jobs left in that part of the world. Yes it does suck but he's making a living at a job so ease off the guy/girl.....

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suckstoobeyou | 0

#3292663 - Thursday 15 September 2011 07:30

Maybe because he doesn't want to miss a important call..... Or because they have a cordless phone in there room live many ppl do......

By Souners | 3

#3290619 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:55

If you had that bedroom set you probably could have slept through the call.

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SnailJamsss | 6

#3296588 - Friday 16 September 2011 05:39

Touche

By megapeyt | 17

#3290623 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:55

TELEMARKETERS FTW!!! NOT, freaking hate it when they refuse to take you off their calling list. Where did they get your number from anyway???

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HeavyScout | 0

#3290864 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:23

Let's examine our possibilities: phone book, Internet, etc...

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tylersign | 11

#3292153 - Thursday 15 September 2011 04:59

Phone book? Lol what's that!? ;)

By HamIsGood1234 | 0

#3290627 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:56

Stupid telemarketers.

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