Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML
Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...
"Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"