FML : Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working...

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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

By kareltje - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:50 / Netherlands

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By kareltje | 17

#3290757 - Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML?
"Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

By kareltje | 17

#3290600 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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By Hannahrayne | 0

#3290579 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:52

..Aww.

MasterE56 | 4

#3290674 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:59

pretend you speak Indian.. shit then they will understand you.....

minisquid | 9

#3290875 - Thursday 15 September 2011 0:25

Or you tell him precisely where he can shove that pillow.

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3291701 - Thursday 15 September 2011 3:39

I have serious respect for someone who actually succeeds doing that.

By fanceh | 10

#3290580 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:52

well....... fuck.

zachherbert | 10

#3290747 - Thursday 15 September 2011 0:07

Go back to bed?

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3292158 - Thursday 15 September 2011 5:00

Oh the irony.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3292835 - Thursday 15 September 2011 8:44

3- I think they're a little tired to be doing that.

By lifesucks1234567_fml | 2

#3290598 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

Dude that sucks.... Fyl

By kareltje | 17

#3290600 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:53

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

By Blue87 | 4

#3290606 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Blue87 | 4

#3290608 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By FreakoHolm | 6

#3290615 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:55

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

megapeyt | 17

#3290637 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:57

You work for the beast!!!

kareltje | 17

#3290647 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:57

You choose to be a telemarketer...

FreakoHolm | 6

#3290653 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

WTSchool | 0

#3290784 - Thursday 15 September 2011 0:10

Ever heard of a home phone?

Sl1mShad3y | 9

#3291637 - Thursday 15 September 2011 3:23

so by the looks of your picture i need to ask a question? does your company give you crack?

mohammadkm95 | 6

#3291922 - Thursday 15 September 2011 4:21

81-lmfao

OceanBreathesSal | 5

#3291979 - Thursday 15 September 2011 4:31

Wow... I can tell why you have such a shitty job, your grammar is horrible.

greg84_fml | 21

#3292457 - Thursday 15 September 2011 6:08

Or maybe, just maybe it could be an important call, ever think of that?

suckstoobeyou | 0

#3292646 - Thursday 15 September 2011 7:27

But it might be the only jobs left in that part of the world. Yes it does suck but he's making a living at a job so ease off the guy/girl.....

suckstoobeyou | 0

#3292663 - Thursday 15 September 2011 7:30

Maybe because he doesn't want to miss a important call.....
Or
because they have a cordless phone in there room live many ppl do......

By Souners | 3

#3290619 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:55

If you had that bedroom set you probably could have slept through the call.

SnailJamsss | 6

#3296588 - Friday 16 September 2011 5:39

Touche

By megapeyt | 17

#3290623 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:55

TELEMARKETERS FTW!!! NOT, freaking hate it when they refuse to take you off their calling list. Where did they get your number from anyway???

HeavyScout | 0

#3290864 - Thursday 15 September 2011 0:23

Let's examine our possibilities: phone book, Internet, etc...

tylersign | 11

#3292153 - Thursday 15 September 2011 4:59

Phone book? Lol what's that!? ;)

By HamIsGood1234 | 0

#3290627 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:56

Stupid telemarketers.

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