Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.
br0ccoli 15
"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."
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Comments (114)
juliaO_fml 4
You probably wanted to rape him an get him in the butt lol.
vbmg152 19
Since I've gotten older, I talk in my sleep all the time! It sucks! I've recorded my self saying some pretty stupid things!
alicecooperfan 18
I have the exact same problem OP, except I don't talk, I scream really loudly. Hopefully he will come around after some time; you really have no control over what you do when you sleep, and hopefully he will realize that! Good luck!
HeartOfLead 24
Looks like she had a better time in her dreams then she did that night.
ultra_notorious 26
a shame cos reality should be better than fantasy
incognetoss 1
tell him off I talk in my sleep and you have no.control over what you say
wifeyHo2011 1
Aw it's ok sweetie . Just give him time then ask why he's mad at u. That's what I do to my husband
tne201992 12
This is irrelevant, where in the FML is he mentioned?!!!
Grimnirwher9 21
I find it not correct that he didn't tell you what you said. Also, he should realize that what people say in their sleep is often complete random. One night, my stepbrother was already sleeping when his wife came home after working late and went to bed. Trying to be romantic, she kissed him on the cheek. He then said in his sleep: "No, not now, you better go home, my wife will get home any minute." He has no idea whatsoever as to why he said just that, as he was not cheating on her. Just some random gibberish brought to you by Scumbag Brain.
ultra_notorious 26
you prob said you wanna get railed by his dad or his brother
allidspy911 1
Did I hear... " You have.... A small dick"?