By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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doing_it_ritee 5

or hit him!!

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DeesFMLs 0

or put his hand in warm water and watch his piss himself.

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ImAHomosexual 0

^ Why do you have to go and make everything so serious? I mean really? Really? **** you man. God. I can't even look at you the same anymore man. Damn.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

I suggest if this happens again to see a marriage counselor to help you sort out the problems, or threaten him to see a marriage counselor, that'd will keep him awake.

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imosim 0

maybe she should show some cleavage that will at least keep him awake ;)

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imosim 0

you don't have to be married to show cleavage?

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julayye 0

what's wrong with 58 giving some serious advice?

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Sorry I misread and I was trying to help the Op out?

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Obviously it isn't getting resolved anytime soon.

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miniluda12 12

ikr, irony much?

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iSitt 0

next time he wants sex, fall asleep

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Runninvegan 8

I think you need to work on your communication skills

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iAmScrubs 19

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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MrSassypants 33

Maybe he be one of the wizards in waverly place.... nope, yours was better.

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iAmScrubs 19

Now I'm thinking about Selena Gomez! Way to go Sassy!

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MrSassypants 33

That's what I think about 24/7. One day I'll find Selena Gomez, tell her my love, and then hopefully she would giggle and say" nice meeting you" and then she will soon forget about me and I will still remember that moment for the rest of my life.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Dude, sassy, shes clearly a lesbian. I mean, her and justin(e) beiber r mackin on each other big time. Plus there both like 12. Perv. Lmfao

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MrSassypants 33

Everything you just told me is a lie. Why you gotta be a lier, lier.

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MrSassypants 33

Actually both are correct, I just say the "lier" way because I show it can be done and when people try to correct me it brings me fun.

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whoisthisgirl 4

be more demanding! maybe that'll make him listen. for a while..

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enonymous 8

What is guy thinking. Whenever this topic comes up you must wear sunglasses.

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scruffy_janitor5 1

I think that he was trying to tell you he was tired

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comepoopwithme 0

actions speak louder then words

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Destabilized 0

What a winner.

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