then throw a bucket of water on him

or hit him!!

or put his hand in warm water and watch his piss himself.

Dump him... that will wake him up...

^ Why do you have to go and make everything so serious? I mean really? Really? Fuck you man. God. I can't even look at you the same anymore man. Damn.

I suggest if this happens again to see a marriage counselor to help you sort out the problems, or threaten him to see a marriage counselor, that'd will keep him awake.

maybe she should show some cleavage that will at least keep him awake ;)

^^ they are not even married

you don't have to be married to show cleavage?

oh but you do!

that's ironic

58- why are you always so serious?

101- I agree

what's wrong with 58 giving some serious advice?

111. Shut the fuck up.

Sorry I misread and I was trying to help the Op out?

Obviously it isn't getting resolved anytime soon.

ikr, irony much?

next time he wants sex, fall asleep

I think you need to work on your communication skills

That's a Sign

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Maybe he be one of the wizards in waverly place.... nope, yours was better.

Now I'm thinking about Selena Gomez! Way to go Sassy!

That's what I think about 24/7. One day I'll find Selena Gomez, tell her my love, and then hopefully she would giggle and say" nice meeting you" and then she will soon forget about me and I will still remember that moment for the rest of my life.

Dude, sassy, shes clearly a lesbian. I mean, her and justin(e) beiber r mackin on each other big time. Plus there both like 12. Perv. Lmfao

Everything you just told me is a lie. Why you gotta be a lier, lier.

or a liar

Actually both are correct, I just say the "lier" way because I show it can be done and when people try to correct me it brings me fun.

lier is not the same as liar.

5, You are my hero.

be more demanding! maybe that'll make him listen. for a while..

yes

What is guy thinking. Whenever this topic comes up you must wear sunglasses.

you should leave him

I think that he was trying to tell you he was tired

actions speak louder then words

What a winner.