Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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elitemonkyman
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then throw a bucket of water on him
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iAmScrubs
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He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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elitemonkyman
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then throw a bucket of water on him
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doing_it_ritee
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or hit him!!
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DeesFMLs
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or put his hand in warm water and watch his piss himself.
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baddud300
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Dump him... that will wake him up...
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ImAHomosexual
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^ Why do you have to go and make everything so serious? I mean really? Really? Fuck you man. God. I can't even look at you the same anymore man. Damn.
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KingGeorgeGal
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I suggest if this happens again to see a marriage counselor to help you sort out the problems, or threaten him to see a marriage counselor, that'd will keep him awake.
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imosim
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maybe she should show some cleavage that will at least keep him awake ;)
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HoBoJo62
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^^ they are not even married
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imosim
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you don't have to be married to show cleavage?
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alexg823
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oh but you do!
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blanquito
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that's ironic
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ILOLatmockdaweek
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58- why are you always so serious?
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iSlappedCupid
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101- I agree
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julayye
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what's wrong with 58 giving some serious advice?
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ImAHomosexual
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111. Shut the fuck up.
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KingGeorgeGal
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Sorry I misread and I was trying to help the Op out?
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krysxkatastrophe
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Obviously it isn't getting resolved anytime soon.
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miniluda12
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ikr, irony much?
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iSitt
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next time he wants sex, fall asleep
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Runninvegan
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I think you need to work on your communication skills
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Accept
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That's a Sign
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iAmScrubs
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He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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MrSassypants
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Maybe he be one of the wizards in waverly place.... nope, yours was better.
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iAmScrubs
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Now I'm thinking about Selena Gomez! Way to go Sassy!
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MrSassypants
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That's what I think about 24/7. One day I'll find Selena Gomez, tell her my love, and then hopefully she would giggle and say" nice meeting you" and then she will soon forget about me and I will still remember that moment for the rest of my life.
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ThisRandomChild
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Dude, sassy, shes clearly a lesbian. I mean, her and justin(e) beiber r mackin on each other big time. Plus there both like 12. Perv. Lmfao
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MrSassypants
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Everything you just told me is a lie. Why you gotta be a lier, lier.
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largefoofighter
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or a liar
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MrSassypants
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Actually both are correct, I just say the "lier" way because I show it can be done and when people try to correct me it brings me fun.
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mjninety
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lier is not the same as liar.
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geechmofoshibab
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5, You are my hero.
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whoisthisgirl
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be more demanding! maybe that'll make him listen. for a while..
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danny1170
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yes
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enonymous
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What is guy thinking. Whenever this topic comes up you must wear sunglasses.
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ChelseaFan817
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you should leave him
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scruffy_janitor5
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I think that he was trying to tell you he was tired
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comepoopwithme
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actions speak louder then words
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Destabilized
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What a winner.