FML : Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ella / Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:48 / Australia

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By elitemonkyman | 0

#2825891 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:02

then throw a bucket of water on him

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2825927 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:04

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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By elitemonkyman | 0

#2825891 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:02

then throw a bucket of water on him

doing_it_ritee | 5

#2825994 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:10

or hit him!!

DeesFMLs | 0

#2826020 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:11

or put his hand in warm water and watch his piss himself.

baddud300 | 6

#2826157 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:25

Dump him... that will wake him up...

ImAHomosexual | 0

#2826286 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:44

^ Why do you have to go and make everything so serious? I mean really? Really? Fuck you man. God. I can't even look at you the same anymore man. Damn.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2826532 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:24

I suggest if this happens again to see a marriage counselor to help you sort out the problems, or threaten him to see a marriage counselor, that'd will keep him awake.

imosim | 0

#2826674 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:55

maybe she should show some cleavage that will at least keep him awake ;)

HoBoJo62 | 0

#2826814 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:22

^^ they are not even married

imosim | 0

#2826827 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:26

you don't have to be married to show cleavage?

alexg823 | 0

#2827083 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:19

oh but you do!

blanquito | 1

#2827332 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:54

that's ironic

ILOLatmockdaweek | 0

#2827847 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:12

58- why are you always so serious?

iSlappedCupid | 0

#2828418 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:28

101- I agree

julayye | 0

#2828444 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:43

what's wrong with 58 giving some serious advice?

ImAHomosexual | 0

#2828560 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:34

111. Shut the fuck up.

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2829234 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:29

Sorry I misread and I was trying to help the Op out?

By krysxkatastrophe | 14

#2825902 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:03

Obviously it isn't getting resolved anytime soon.

miniluda12 | 12

#2826242 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:39

ikr, irony much?

iSitt | 0

#2829126 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:58

next time he wants sex, fall asleep

By Runninvegan | 8

#2825906 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:03

I think you need to work on your communication skills

By Accept | 11

#2825922 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:04

That's a Sign

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2825927 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:04

He is trying to communicate with you through his dreams. I think he is most likely a wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

MrSassypants | 31

#2826043 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:12

Maybe he be one of the wizards in waverly place.... nope, yours was better.

iAmScrubs | 19

#2826067 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:16

Now I'm thinking about Selena Gomez! Way to go Sassy!

MrSassypants | 31

#2826224 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:36

That's what I think about 24/7. One day I'll find Selena Gomez, tell her my love, and then hopefully she would giggle and say" nice meeting you" and then she will soon forget about me and I will still remember that moment for the rest of my life.