Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.
br0ccoli 15
"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."
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Comments (114)
jem970 19
Haha! I can just see it. *snore snore* damn that toe sucking he did was nasty, his cum tastes gross. His body hair is disgusting *snore snore* OP you need to talk this out with him after he cools down a bit. Just give it time. Unless you remarked on his size this might be solved and forgive yet!
Welshite 40
It's possible you started to sleep-talk and your boyfriend decided it was the perfect opportunity to have a heart-to-heart conversation. He may have heard some rather too truthful answers.
fmirza95 4
Lol why don't you try telling him that you unconsciously talk in your sleep? If he doesn't get that, then you need a new boyfriend.
MasterGamer591 13
Sure let's get a new one from the boyfriend r us
YoshiMike13 4
i talk in my sleep, or so i have heard, but i dont really say anything important. that really sucks tho what could you have possibly said :(
Welshite 40
Eh, I talk in my sleep all the time. I wake up just enough to realize I'm sleep-talking; no idea what I say or how long it lasts. I figure if it's important enough that I have to say it in my sleep, there's really no point in trying to force myself to keep quiet.
jesustitts 20
Omg. It could be anything, talking shit about him. Admitting to cheating if you did or even just saying something about another man who you like(d). FYL unless you cheated then YDI.
Dogluvr1197 30
That sucks! I talk in my sleep, but it's usually just mumbling nonsense! Once, at a sleepover though, I woke up sick and my friend told me in her sleep to "Shut up and stand in front of a bus" ...
Ashley0911 8
Just give him time to calm down op, then try and talk to him about it. If he really knew you then he would understand that you can't control what you say in your sleep.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Zzzz....I ate all the bacon...zzzz...my real name is Jerry...."
andiewithlove 21
When I was little my dad would read me the Hobbit. Mom came in my room to check on me one night only to hear me say, "Nasty little hobbitses!" She STILL makes fun of me. -___-
emilywhitacre 6
Lol that's cute, btw your pretty xD
PixiXOXO 11
Did he say you talked in your sleep, or did he just aske you to leave? You may just have farted or done something else that would disgust him. Some men expect women not to be human on that point.