Kids: Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered...

By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 180

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By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML

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You deserved it 1 816

By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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You deserved it 13 804

By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 125

You deserved it 55 452

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 259

You deserved it 8 276

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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You deserved it 6 092

By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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You deserved it 363

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 08:01

Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 125

By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 451

You deserved it 2 988

Baby girl

By Strawberry Shortcake - 30/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 370

You deserved it 132

H3adFonHyStRiA 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:01

well don't disappoint the kid. you should dance around and sing a song too.

DocBastard 38

Monday 7 March 2011 19:42

That's a little insensitive of your daughter. You'll feel better shortly, though there's a small chance I'm wrong.

Comments

biggmike 6

Monday 7 March 2011 18:58

first

jessisaur 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:01

congratulations on accomplishing nothing.

karinah_fml 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:01

haha how didn't u find out befor?? fyl

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 7 March 2011 19:08

Looks like OP got the short end of the stick.

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 7 March 2011 19:09

Looks like OP got the short end of the stick.

jmatx 0

Monday 7 March 2011 21:44

lmfao wow i was thinking the same thing

zukinihudini 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:23

i didnt know there we illegal midgets

OCDC 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:34

Yes there most definitely are. Like the one who mugged that guy a few days ago.

Person000 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:26

illegal midgets are A REAL DANGER TO DE UNITED STATES. DE CUM IN HUR LOOKIN FO OUR MONEYS AND THEY TAKE OUR JOBS! DE TAKE OUT JEBS! DE TAKE OUR JERBS! EH TOOKEN ER JERBS! EHTAKERJERBS!!!! DETJQKQJF696969HEJDNJOBS!!!

bubblegumapplesa 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:45

lmfaoo

pooponyuou 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:10

so is my mom op. it's called being Asian.

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:49

Come on, OP! It'll be fun! You'll probably fit right in!

insanesna1l 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:36

that's what she said. Seriously though, there is nothing wrong with being short. You can walk through small doors, ride the kids rides, and when it comes to "play" time, no kneeling for you

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:53

Oh, and also get on the bus for free!!

MRSladyFACE 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 22:33

There is a difference between midget and dwarf. You are legally considered a midget if you are 4'0" or shorter and a dwarf at 4'11" and shorter. However, the FML does not state how tall this person is. So you can't really say its a lie if you don't have all the facts. Nice try though.

MRSladyFACE 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 22:40

and if you are going by her username, that's not a solid fact either. I could make my username QueenofFrance if I wanted.

IsayWOW 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:06

omg #79 Ur hilarious!!:)))

ISinSoDoYou 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 6:37

79 I read "DEY CUM IN HUR" and thought "so THAT'S how that got in my hair!"

Skroal_stomper 5

Friday 11 March 2011 13:51

hey Jmatx? I like that pic. Did you just find the pic somewhere or did u make it? I want to know how to do that.

jk9037 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:13

Lmao !

hapy_pig098 13

Monday 15 October 2012 22:47

Rofl it sounds like you wont enjoy six flag ^_^

H3adFonHyStRiA 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:01

well don't disappoint the kid. you should dance around and sing a song too.

kingtz 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:24

Not to mention wear something from the set of "Willow" while you're at it.

kingtz 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:24

Not to mention wear something from the set of "Willow" while you're at it.

yyyydyyyy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:30

like an oompa loompa

Shivverr 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 6:50

69 I LOVE that movie!

striker249 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:21

she can sing we represent the lolipop kids XD

Lizza330 28

Monday 7 March 2011 19:04

You're 4 feet 9 inches? Yay then I'm taller than you. ^^

Shorty_Shaza 5

Monday 7 March 2011 19:40

Me too! :D I'm one of the shortest people in my year lol but it doesn't bother me at the slightest! OP this is just something you have to live with, if it bothers you that much then just wear some heels to add on that extra height but there's nothing wrong with being 4"9

MichaelGood 0

Monday 7 March 2011 21:18

I'm taller too :)

MichaelGood 0

Monday 7 March 2011 21:54

but it is fun to wreck smaller girls! (no shorter than 5" tho :/)

hereforthehour01 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:20

wow 14 aren't you classy...-_-

hereforthehour01 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:22

44*

docscientist 9

Monday 7 March 2011 22:31

I'd say he's short on class.

MichaelGood 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:38

just saying small girls are fun too! how tall you are isn't a huge attraction some guys have preferences but other than that it's no biggy! small is nice

MichaelGood 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:40

I'm just saying that bring small is nice! for some guys it's a huge attractive quality! I like small 5-5"3 usually. but really height isn't a huge deal!

sgenfkshe 5

Monday 7 March 2011 23:04

haha im 5'5":) buttttttt I'm 13 so ithink that would be illegal...;):) lmao:)

kcnutt10 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:38

62:

kcnutt10 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:44

Sorry about my previous comment. I accidentally hit 'send' prematurely. But 62: We know you're 13! You've already mentioned it under 6's comment! Why do you repeat yourself so much? This is the second FML, that I've seen, that you've said the same thing twice.

oooKiLLaHooo 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:15

I know right!! and why the f are 13 year old kids on this sight..it's no wonder why people are so ****** up now and days..there is some pretty mature stuff on this sight.. just saying..

pedosmurf 7

Monday 19 November 2012 5:54

Just like your picture haha

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 7 March 2011 19:11

Hummm I wonder if the kids in her class are taller than you.

kemar7856 0

Monday 7 March 2011 19:12

4 foot 9 inches your allowed to be considered a dwarf LOL

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:15

I'm 6'4. what does that make me?

Idk_what2say 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:38

That makes you a douche.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 7 March 2011 19:13

The first thing you should know is that the word midget is like the word ******. Only use it if you are one. Since you are... you're free to drop the M bomb.